Psychostick - Fight to the Death [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Fight to the death for the last slice of pizza
You gotta want it more than him
Fight to the death for the last pizza slice
It's time to make your stand

You gotta punch him in the face
Then he punches you in the face back
Then you punch him in the face once again
And it makes him madder and he punches you in the face back
And you punch him in the face ... yet again
Then you punch each other... continuously!

Look at this guy!
He thinks he knows karate
But he DOESN'T... know karate!
You gotta put him in his place
With your fist or maybe a kick in the dick
YEAH!
Now maybe stomp his ribs and liver
OH FUCK! That totally backfired
Now he's comin' for you
Whatcha gonna do
And uh, somethin' other funny thing

It's gone down to the ground like UFC
But it's really pretty damn boring
They're just laying there, holding each other...
It's technical but not exciting to watch

Punch!
Knee strike!
Jab!
Kidney punch!
Eye gouge!
Wet willie!
Elbow drop!
Potato chips

And they're up and moving again
Now it's exciting again
What is he gonna do next?
He's gonna play a GUITAR SOLO

[Guitar Solo]

Holy shit! He's got a pointy stick!
He's gonna try to stab you with... the pointy stick!
Don't take that shit!
You gotta form a defense
The only option now left is to
Hit him with a TRUCK

[Skit]

("Hey, there's only one beer left!")
FIGHT TO THE DEATH for the last can of beer!
("Hey, we only have more roll of toilet paper!")
FIGHT TO THE DEATH for the last toilet paper
("Who left a dish in the sink?!")
FIGHT TO THE DEATH cuz a dish in the sink!
("No, I'm NOT getting the mail today, it's YOUR turn to get the mail!")
FIGHT TO THE DEATH to see who gets the mail
("Hey, you don't fight Alex, I'm the only around here who gets to fight Alex!")
FIGHT TO THE DEATH to see who gets to fight ALEX to the DEATH!
Fight to the death (fight too the death)
Fight to the death over various stuff!