Rapinator - Rap Warz: Bender VS. C-3PO [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

RAP WARZ

Bender Bending Rodriguez
VS
C-3PO

Bender:

Bite My Shiny Metal (crash)
You think the Empire is Alcatraz
I'm better than you
And your little sidekick
R2-D2
Here, I'll tune the What-If Machine
And show you
Tales Of Interest III!
I'll rip out your robotic spleen
And sell it to Chancellor Palpatine!

C-3PO:

Well I'll have you know
I am no alcoholic
Your little Planet Express stands no chance
To me in smarts
I don't need R2-D2 to show you
Who going to win this
Before I take you down
I'll hit you with this diss!

Bender:

Oh this is too easy...
I've got this in the bag
Your little rebellion will
Be bending under my wrath!
Man, your circuits need an oil bath
I never belonged to a poor desert slave
I'll take you down like Enos Fry
When Philip J. Fry made him die
C-3PO:
Oh
Why am I rapping against trash heap
Man this robot's cheap!
You'll never take me away
Like the Sunset Squad
Roswell that ends well
Don't you agree?
Surrender now
Then meet me in Cell 3

WHO WON?

WHO's UP NEXT?

IT'S YOUR CHOICE!