[Sryan]
Yep I'm playing call of duty in my room
Never even bothering to play the tune
Eminem: Survival is the theme for the ending credits
No that's in bloody Ghosts, I'm playing Black Ops II
The girl ordered 50 pounds of Justin Bieber coming to her
I can get him right by her side if she wanted to
Cause people know that I'm the fucking boss
And they all bow down to me like a king
[Sarah]
If Justin Bieber and One Direction died, my life is over, over, over
Cause they're me idols, idols, idols
So are you Sryan, Sryan, Sryan
Why does life have to be this way?
[Sryan]
Me mother asking me to do her a favour
But I don't give a shit, I'm not getting the newspaper
She worries too much during these days, I'm grand without her
At least without the whole lot of them, I get some peace and quiet
One of the stupidest things I ever done was uploading videos of myself
Singing like I was some music angel that only comes once in a lifetime
But when we done the carol service practice in school, I found a real music angel
A guy who the audience couldn't ignore, cause he has such a lovely voice
Me and Big Kid and Fleming are collaborating together on a song that will reach #1
You see me rapping like this everyday like playing Sonic Rush, running every way
Answer the phone, sing into the microphone, can I have your song as my ringtone?
The ladies I will never cheat on them cause they are such good looking dolls
Look at the amount of calls I missed while I was at my hanging out club
You shouldn't judge people unless you're one of the judges chosen for a talent show
Sometimes I feel drunk on love and I'm getting music fever cause I'm a believer
Jealousy is one of the worst things ever invented, there's no need for it
If you want to be like him or her, you can make it come true if you just believe
It's very racist that black people are called niggas, it is also mean to call someone a fat ass
Got 3 computers in my bedroom, 1 weirdly got broken and we don't fucking know why
My girlfriend does sometimes be a bitch, but despite that she's a hot stunner bitch
Yeah my audience say I've got them all in stitches
[Sarah]
If Justin Bieber and One Direction died, my life is over, over, over
Cause they're me idols, idols, idols
So are you Sryan, Sryan, Sryan
Don't forget to come with me to our table for two tonight
If you do, I don't want to ever see you again
[Sryan]
Oh you see me rapping very fast like
See that that girl over there, I want to go out with her, she's a model
I don't care what she says, I'm going out with her whether she likes it or not
You'll find me in my bedroom writing songs or playing the xbox
When I say I love you girl, I mean it
I upload videos to show the world the talent I have, I mean it
Lying in my bed and I want a girl to cuddle with me, I mean it
What is taking my girlfriend so long to come over to my house tonight?
I think it's the motorways they're packed full of traffic tonight
Sean and Ryan going together becomes Sryan
I think I'm late for work, please tell me the time it's 11 A.M., so I gotta leggit to work
Something weird has been happening lately, why do things keep falling on me from the sky?
Is it because of a black cat crossed my path that I've been getting all this bad fucking luck
At 5 o'clock I'm going to the recording studio to record my newest song created
Hope I have enough money in my wallet to pay it off oh looks like I don't, so piss off
They say we're deleting your recording just because you don't have any cash on your hands
Whatever's on your wig man, you got it, wait a second, I have a full jar of cash at home
I'll be right back, just wait a moment, here you go, here's the money I owe you
Now it's time for me to go to my club to listen to the music and dance to the beats
It'd be shite if there was school rules like only allowed bring in the school's backpack
Spanish was so hard, thank god I picked french, don't think I could've lived in spanish
Crash bandicoot was the best game on ps2 when it was first out now ps4 rules and ps2 stinks
There are loads of differences between a man and a women, going to tell you some of them right now
Men have a penis, have stronger bodies
Women have the will to look prettier all the time by putting lip gloss, make-up, tan on them
[Sarah]
If Justin Bieber and One Direction died, my life is over, over, over
Cause they're me idols, idols, idols
Down in the swimming pool is where you'll find me, find me, find me
Sryan can amazingly rap fast like Eminem
You might wanna meet him
