Rhett and Link - The Cheese Rap [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Cheddar]
Why you up in this store? What you looking for? Cheese?
I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these

[Swiss]
Don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis
I'm Swiss

[Cheddar]
Alright, white boy, they get the gist

[Swiss]
Got more holes in my body than my boy 50 Cent
Curdled on the streets - Geneva represent!

[Parmesan & Romano]
We're Vinny and Louie, forget about the other cheeses
We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us

[Limburger]
You other chumps are weak
If you ask me
I can bring you to your knees with my pungency

[Goat]
I'm not weak I'm strong
I'll add flavor to your salad all night long

[Chorus: all]
We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you? We know you do!

[Aged Cheddar]
I'm old, I'm stuck in my ways
I'm stuck in your teeth and on your breath for days

[Muenster]
Baaaaaaaaaah

[Smoked Gouda]
I got mo' flavor then y'all
I make a wicked cheese ball
My hobbies include doing bird-call
Can someone take over for me?

[Aged Cheddar]
I'm living large in a condo
If I break a hip don't put me in a home, bro

[Cheddar]
But pops, you don't even have a hip though

[Aged Chedddar]
Oh

[Blue]
This is breaking my heart
Just tell 'em what they want, yo

[Chorus]

We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you?
You know, we know, we know you do!

[Rhett & Link talking]
So, what kind of cheese you wanna get?
I don't think I'm in the mood for cheese

You know, we know, we know you do