Robert Raimon Roy - Ooooh! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Rob Roy]

Ooooh! What you gonna do when they come for you?
Guess I'll run until my shoe tongue has come unglued
Suck a bunch of boobs like a blue moose chews, missing 2 front tooth
Ooooh! I'm a buy a shirt - probably should be in church
But at 3 I need to work
Could it be I've seen the worst? Please, I've seen the first!
Cause it don't seem to hurt, but fuck it, I'll be in the dirt
It's even worse to re-rehearse
Ooooh lawd! Y'all I gotta call my mama cause I gotta call
All y'all, knew when I was small
I was bound for bigger things, so now I'm off the wall
Ooooh! Let me at a cake!
I'd like to have a piece so I can feed my rattlesnake
And after that, I'll have a break like shattered Snapple in a crate
I gather what I'm after doesn't matter, but it's great!

[Hook: Rob Roy]

Ooooh! I'm about it all
I'm about the big, I'm about the small

[Verse 2: Rob Roy]

Ooooh! Catch me if you can!
My pappy never could, so he would smack me with his hands
Damn! Now I'm a grown-ass man
Better let it go 'fore I go fast man, like a poor fat man
Ooooh! Yea, that's what she said, guess I'll get my head some screws
And get together school, whatever that'll do
I don't really know, but I'll for sure be good at bull-shit to get me through
Ooooh, I'm a tell, y'all in a 'shell
I'm like a nice smell up inside hotels with the sign -
"Over 9? Then apply, need help. Nevermind, clean health!"
Ooooh! Oh my goodness, I should do this with a bow-tie
Turn it 'til it's perfect width on both sides
Sure it won't be worth it, but it's so mine!

[Hook: Rob Roy]

Ooooh! I'm about it all
I'm about the big, I'm about the small

[Verse 3: Rob Roy]

Ooooh! Don't it sound like fun?
Long as it don't sound like it might be guns
Long as my teeth keep in my deep pink gums
Long as a freak's cheeks don't stink like crumbs from a dung-soaked sponge
Ooooh, no! Who goes there anymore?
I don't know many folks
So let me go sow me so many oats, I'll be holding the Post
Ooooh! Like it ain't no thing
Cause like it really ain't, like it's in your brain
I'm amazed that everyday is made so plain
So I'm a break the chain and stage a fame campaign
Ooooh! And I feel real good!
Holla if you feel me cause I feel real wood
Oh, I really kill me, though it's really understood -
I'm a really still be really young because I should!

[Hook: Rob Roy]

Ooooh! I'm about it all
I'm about the big, I'm about the small