[Text message from Roman]
Shit. Need help. Come to the depot quick, man
[Phone call to Roman] [Optional]
[Niko] Hey Roman, I got your text
[Roman]
Great, Niko
I've got my hands full at the moment
With these charming money lenders I know
Maybe you should come to the cab office and help me out
[Niko] I'll see you soon
[Cutscene] [Cab depot office]
[Roman] Come on, Dardan, what's your problem
[Dardan] I don't have problem. You do
[Dardan points a knife at Roman while Bledar smashes his computer monitor]
[Roman] Don't be a dick, man, come on
[Dardan] [Choking Roman] Where's your Russian friend now
[Roman] He's not my friend, he's my loan shark
[Niko enters]
[Niko] Stop this
[Dardan] Who are you
[Niko] Get out of here
[Roman] Niko
[Niko] Yes
[Dardan threatens Niko with a knife and Niko breaks his arm]
[Dardan] Oh my arm. Oh
[Niko] And what about you
[Dardan] Help me. Help me
[Bledar hops over the desk to help Dardan]
[Niko] Come on, asshole
[Dardan] Bledar. Help me
[The Albanians run out of the depot]
[Niko]
Get out of here now and if you come back, I'll kill you
You understand
[Roman]
You forgot this, you Albanian pricks [Brandishing Dardan's knife]
Shit, Niko, what did you do?
[Niko] He was going to stab me
[Roman] Now he's going to kill you
[Niko] Fuck him
[Roman]
Look at this mess. Screwed, again
You want to know why I'm not living in a nice condo
Banging four women. It's because of shit like this
Assholes threatening me
[Niko] Shut up!
[Roman's phone rings]
[Roman] Oh, great, Mallorie
[To phone]
Hey, beautiful. Huh. Yeah. Great. Uh, listen
I'm having a bit of a problem at the office
Um, I can't do it. Niko can do it. Huh. Do what
Well, why would you want me then
Well screw you, then
[To Niko]
Great girl. Can you do me a favour
Mallorie needs a lift
Can you go pick her up at the Hove Beach subway station
[Niko] Yeah
[Roman]
Take the cab. She's got a friend with her
Maybe someone you can date
[Niko] Fuck you [Exits]
[Roman] Oh, man, look at this crap. My computer and everything
[At the subway station]
[Niko] Get in, ladies
[Mallorie]
Hey, Niko, thanks for coming
I should have known Roman would find some excuse not to turn up
This is Michelle
[Michelle] Hi, how are you
[Driving] [Taking the ladies to Michelle's place]
[Michelle]
I live on Rotterdam Hill, up on Mohawk Avenue
You know where that is
[Mallorie] How're you finding America, Niko
[Niko] Not exactly what I expected
[Mallorie]
Niko, you know what
You need someone to show you a good time
Michelle, how about you
[Michelle] Mallorie. Stop it
[Mallorie]
Come on you guys. You're both single, you're adults
Take her number, Niko
[Michelle]
Hey, I'd like to see you again, Niko
You look like that kind of guy I want to get to know
[Mallorie]
You look like you just jumped off the boat, Niko
Handsome man like you should get some new threads
[Michelle] I think he looks fine the way he is
[Mallorie]
I don't think he even changed out of those things on the journey
How are you going to impress a classy girl like Michelle
[Michelle] I'm easily impressed
[Mallorie] I know you are, sweetie, and I just don't get it
[Driving] [Taking the ladies to Michelle's place]
[Michelle] My place is over on Mohawk Avenue
[Niko] I can find it
[Mallorie]
You're settling in pretty good, aren't you, Niko
You're staying with Roman. He got you a good job
And, all he needs to do now is find you a woman
What you think of Michelle here
[Michelle]
Come on, Mallorie. This is embarrassing
Are you trying to set us up
[Mallorie]
I'm trying to get you two together
So Niko will stop taking up all of Roman's time
[Niko] I do not mean to keep Roman away from you
[Mallorie]
I know you don't. He just loves you is all
And, I think Michelle might too
[Michelle] Come on
[Mallorie]
Alright, but you like him, right
You both like each other so why don't you just go on a date
It never hurt anyone. Here's her number, Niko
[Michelle]
It sounds like we aren't being given much of a choice on this one
[Niko] No, I guess not
[Michelle]
Well, you look like the kind of guy I'd like to get to know, Niko
[Mallorie]
He looks like he can't afford to eat. Get yourself some nice clothes
You got to look good if you're going to date a girl like Michelle
[Michelle] I don't know, I think he looks interesting. Foreign
[At Michelle's place]
[Mallorie] Thanks for the lift, Niko
[Michelle] Yeah, thanks. Give me a call sometime
[Niko] See you soon, Michelle
[Phone call to Roman]
[Niko]
Cousin, I dropped the girls off. The friend gave me her number
But I don't think Mallorie likes my clothes so much
[Roman]
I know just the place for you, it's on Mohawk in Hove
Go and get something a bit more twenty-first century
[Niko]
Roman, I have taken your Mallorie
And, her friend where they wanted to go. Michelle gave me her number
[Roman]
This is a good first step
The next step is to get some clothes that will impress
I know a good place for you on Mohawk in Hove Beach
Get something a bit more American
[Phone call to Roman] [After purchasing some clothes]
[Niko]
Hey Roman, I got some clothes
It looks like they brought the stuff in from the Old Country though
[Roman]
We must take what we can get. When the big money rolls in
Then we will look real classy. Anyway, you have Michelle
A classy girl for your arm. You should definitely keep dating her
