Royce Da 5'9" - The Most Interesting Man [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro:]
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

[Will Lyman speaks:]
His charm is so contagious
Vaccines have been created for it
Years ago... he built a city out of blocks
Today... over six-hundred-thousand people live and work there
He is the only man to ever ace... a Rorschach test
Every time he goes for a swim... dolphins appear
Alien abductors have asked him... to probe them! [Vincent Price laughs]
If he were to give you directions... you'd never get lost!
And you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early
His legend precedes him!
The way lightning precedes thunder
He is... The Most Interesting Man In The World. [kids ovation]

B-E-3
GO!

International rap
For the leader of the rat pack
Who's back for more
Back back back
He's equipped with gats
And more artillery than what I had before
Take explosives
Slow act to ask
Leave shit stains
On the game
After I pass womb
But I gotta sit
In this shit hole
Gotta get it
All I really need is one
(gunshot)
Na-naa na-NA!

You are about to get into the mind of a psycho
Malcolm
Looking out of the window with a rifle
Other hand on the bible
Got a nigga face up
Take another motherfuckin' nigga lookin' trifle
If he got a trigger then he prolly [probably] gonna pull it
Til' he runs out
Prolly won't sweat
Cuz' he got
Eeny meeny miney mo bullets!

I hear Proof do number 2
Hex Murda this one's for you
You too guru - wake up! - this one's for you
Hold up
(AHHH!) [Wilhelm scream]

Hit a nigga with the Jay-Z hold up - huhldup [hold up]!

Take a drink for my niggas
(Gulping)

You lil' fruit
(Aha) [Vincent Prince laugh]


That's right Ima bring it from the Soul nigga

B-E-3
GO!

Only competition's to chronic gun
Going simmalimma tillamimma simmalimma tillamimma
It's supersonic! (uh!)
It takes one to know one a killer
Gunshot (gunshot)
Gunshot (gunshot)
One less thing you know
Know one's iller
Po po for the up
Piss on your chinchilla
Fuck you and your tight pants.. (AHHH!).. an that dance [can't dance]
I admit I attack fans
Twitter beef's the shit
Gonna plead the fifth
Standing in front of a hung jury
One worry
And a bitch ain't that

Patron patron
Come on come on
Drink til' I talk to the bottle
Royce Da 5 all spent out
With the 9 at the end - follows!

Damn!

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the Bar Exam 3
Fuck you very much
We got Eli Porter on the guitar (on the guitar)
(Play it Eli!)
Bring it from the soul
We got Tay Zonday on the keys
(Play that Tay)
Bring it from the soul
Let Eli play something on the keys -- Eli play something on the keys
(piano)
That's right
We gonna bring it from the soul
Ricky Bobby

Whooooooo Kid! [DJ Whoo Kid]