Roy-El - Stay Schemin' Freestyle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Yeah....
...Im bout to go HAM Real quick..

Being blunt is the closest thing, that ive ever been to smokin'
I'm Jk, rowling up the crowd, thats harry potter jokin'
Laughing at your face book while your just pokin
This hobbits got you high, now all these jr's. r(are) tokin (J.R.R. Tolkin)
Mr hocus pocus
Why am i so focused?
Is it cuz i rap when im home alone? Macaulay Culkin
See i flow in the middle of Carson, like Macaulays middle name
Is my playgound, and this is no Childs Play
Trying to get the cheese chuckie, turn quarters into tokens
Is the key to success im in the paint just postin
Trying to change the game, but obama left me hopin
So im banking on the chance that all these other banks are open
Mindedness has got me gone, staying away from cliches like
"im brighter than the sun"
Its time i get these bright ideas and try and turn em all on
To this heat, but im far from a lebron
Can't they tell that i am home when all these lights are on?
The mornings i wake up and kiss my mom
I go out to the world and say good morning Vietnam
Cuz its a fight out there, for these girls, Reel Steel
Im not a Hugh Jackman, cuz i like to feel real

As long as youre hot like jessica beal
Ill spot you out like cruella deville
My middle name may be david, but where is Mrs. Copperfield
Probably staying faithful, cuz these girls are trying to cop my feal
I guess im like a table cuz these l bo's are always on me now I know how Ellen feels

Yeaah..
And she dont even know me....ohhhhhh

But some of my homies got beef like kogi
I guess their soul foods weren't
Kosher see
Supposedly
Im spitting fire and thats a warning for whos close to me
They say, "Hey Roy this isn't you", but who am i supposed to be?
Somebody who wants to change the game, well wait until you get a load of me

Im second to none so don't ask in the first place
Im a small fry in need of a big plate
I eat these rappers up, i make a mess like a kids face
Yes my flow progresses, opposite of fixed rate
The change is in my piggy bank
Trying to find out what miss piggy thinks
She says im sick, and i know swine flu, so im super H.A.M
Without a cape
I go hard, like im rockin it
Minus the negatives im postive
I hit em hard, like rocky did
So v(b)oxer girls, walkie talkie its
Lights out, but we still shine
Like diamonds in the calico, im just trying to get mine
Sweeper on these rappers and blowup, never mind
Drinking up the better wine
Like i said my flo's PROGRESSIVE, happens to me all the time that i
Open my mouth and i start to spit
Is a bad habit, but its hard to quit
Like a pack a cigs, im smokin quick
On the track when i rap, im not average
I ball so hard, like a maverick
Ross on a bikes handle bars
Doing wheelies
See these bars just can't handle me