Round I
Rapper to my right, Intro-douche yourself
My last battle was against Jenny Shrestha
I guess I was good, so Raw Barz gave me her bigger sister, Jenesh Shrestha
Jenesh Shrestha, tah shrestha vaye ma sarva shrestha
If we beef, I'll bring out the heat, cause I'm 'bout to serve-a shrestha
I thought we were brothers
But you turn out to be a pussy like thomas
Now, you're actin' like a dick, thinkin' you can spit against Rumon?
Bitch, everything you spit, is non-sense like commerce
Garnu parnechha taile bima
Kinaki Laser Sniper mero gripma
Badhi boliraakh ani udaidinchhu tero dimag, free ma
Mero nishaana tero nidhaar
So, red dot on your forehead like muh'fuckin' Tika
I'm on way murkin' faggotmen
So, you better stay in your closet, then
But you still step frontin' hand to hand
You're gonna lose this game with my one-punch'a like Spain VS Netherlands
Jenesh Shrestha, Listen to me
You're gettin' cooked, sliced and served, cause you're just a kitchen to me
Yeah, I'm spittin' true shit
So, keep talking shit and act like Mr. Stupid
Cause once I get my hands on this freaking pussy
Trust me, there would be more twists and turns than a thriller movie
Round II
This guy is a dumb liar
He claims to be a gangster, but I'm the one who's feared in the streets like a drunk driver
Let me come straight to the point, since you're gay as fuck
You say that you're real, but you're fake as fuck
So, after I expose you, these people will see "What's on your mind?" like a status post
And after that, forget respect, you won't even get any "like" like a metaphor
This guy is a phony prick, and corny chick
So, listen you phony prick, you corny chick
This... is how your story ends
If you don't stop your boring speech, you're gonna die when my forty spits
And, though I'm against girl-traffickin', today I'm 'bout to own this bitch
Speakin' of bitches
Yeslai euta kt mann paryo
So tyo kt lai pattyauna tamsyo hamro yo junkie
Tyo kt pani yesko haude swag dekhera maski
Tespachhi tyo kt yesko mayajaal ma fasi
People say, "Don't fall in looooove" tara tyo kt yesko mayajaal ma khasi
Tespachhi yo uttaulo le tyo uttauli lai pett bokaayo
Kinaki, bokaa... yo
What I'm sayin' is
Your girl's a slut, she got a Miley vagina
She gets passed around more times than a mic in a cypher
Fuck it, forget your girl, lets talk about you
YOU... are just an "Ehh"... an average rapper. ME? One of the top writers
Cause my bars ain't just a punch, they're superkicks. I'm Shawn Michaels
Yeah, Shawn Michaels. So, just keep quiet, or I'll give you a slow death
Badhi boliraakh, ani your teeth, I'll break fast... corn flakes
My rhymes will fuck our soul, mate
Ani mero sabda haru lai chhod, even my voice will fuck you up like phone sex
Round III
(Rebuttal)
My bars are this battle's highlight
You talked about me not havin' a bitch. Well my dick and my hand, still better love story than Twilight
See, Nas said Hip Hop's dead. Wack rappers like you are putting Rap in a box
But, when I start spittin' hard, his heart beatin' stop. Yeah, my spit's deadly., it's like I'm Rappin' a box
But, look at yourself, no charisma, no presence, but you're 'about to get presents. Yeah, I'm wrapping a Box
And, I fathered this fuckin' event, so mess with your father and get the mummy treatment. You'll get Wrapped in a box
You're 'bout to die, this is your final match
So, when I start punchin', you better block it or come fightin' back
Or, you can run all you want, and put on your hidin' mask
But, this is Final Destination movie... No matter what you're gonna die at last
Mero harek punch yeslai lagyo, It's like taile chhyang kini khaais
And, In this battle, I'm like Cromblah kina ki aaja tah yha hang huna aais
Now, back to your girl
You girl is a bear. Nepali ma vannu parda vaalu
With this dick, I'll give your bear a bath like Stone Cold Steve Austin
And, this R K.O.s like Randy Orton of Boxing
I'm Randy Orton
So If you still think you can beat me, tah euta bhrama paali rako chhas
Kina ki mero punches kathor, jastai sahar baasinda ko mann
You manchhey fohor, jastai bhrasta raajneta ko dhan
So, you fohor baata chhutkara pauna yeslai ma gaadi dinchhu... jasatai Nagarpaalikaa ko truck
