Sensei - Me And My Dick (Fap Anthem) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
It was seventh grade when I began to play
During my suspended days
Discovered pornhub and since then I've never been the same
Crispy socks and wasting lotion, jerking is my favorite motion
Take my porn away and I'll kill myself by overdosing
The first video was lesbian big titty hoes
I was fascinated by their use of a double dildo
Young age so I just came some clear stuff
But it was clear enough that this would be a hobby for years to come
Ninth grade I was jacking off daily
My girl Alexis Texas became my favorite lady
Watching that ass bounce was really fucking amazing
Got me cumming tsunamis, I almost drowned in my babies
Started watching interracial all the way to the facial
From a good throatfucking to a brutal anal
White girls on a black dick made me happy when I was fapping
Got me thinking that my fantasies could really happen
Being a virgin got me hurtin' but it's ok cause my dick and hand are
Here for certain
Being a virgin got me hurtin' but it's ok cause my dick and hand are
Here for certain

[Hook X4]
Just me and my dick, my dick
Just me and my dick, my dick
Just me and my dick

[Verse 2]
In tenth grade I began to put weed in the equation
I learned that being high equals great masturbation
Got a high from an edible, sensation was incredible
Busted off a balcony in Boise
I fear it being noisy when I jack off but I never back off
I get aroused so easily but try to act soft
I can't wait until I'm eighteen to buy a fleshlight
Hopefully soon I get a chance to figure out what sex like
But till then I'll just beat off
And make sure that I keep socks
In the vicinity to begin to clean shit I skeet on
This the anthem, lube ya damn hands up
This the anthem, lube ya damn hands up

[Hook]