Seth Sentry - Dumb [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Are you ready? And the 5th grade final question is...

[Verse 1: Seth Sentry]

I think I’m dumb I think my brain’s broke
I found out last night watching a game show
I didn’t answer one question right the whole time
I am not smarter than a fifth grader case closed
And at first I was like man I can’t believe he just won (won)
That’s so nice and only so young (young)
Good for him I hope he had fun (fun)
He got em all right and I got em all wrong
I mean how could I not get one?
Then it all kind of just hit me at once
Like “holy shit I think I am dumb” (wow)
Should I go and call up my exes?
Track down every girl that I’ve ever slept with like "hey look I know I never messaged
You back has really been ten years?
Oh wow, look I don’t want to getcha freaked out but I just gotta letcha
Know now that I just found out that I’m stupid you should prolly go ahead and get your IQ tested"
And I guess that I don’t know what can be done
All I know is I don’t wanna be dumb, dumb, dumb

[Hook]
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
How come no one ever said that I’m dumb

[Verse 2: Seth Sentry]
I’ve always been so outspoken but I know now just how stupid
I sound I’m just a loud bogan I felt I would have outgrown it
I mean what was the crowd smoking to go download my whole album
I mean I’m barely house broken, I don’t know what the dow jones is
I mean at dinner parties I’m out my depth can’t remember cool stuff like them
I’ll just smile and nod my head I don’t know what the fuck she said
I’ll just google it once she’s gone so I can forget it the second I’ve read it
I’m thick and slow witted and they tell me I’m inappropriate
One time in Hawaii I jerked off with cheap shampoo
And my skin just peeled right of but keep that between me and you
Man I wish I had a clue. I wish I knew what I should do
I may not have a big IQ at least my dick is all brand new I feel so

[Hook]
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
How come no one ever said that I’m dumb

[Verse 3: Seth Sentry]
Whoo I need a minute, gimme a minute
Excuse me this room is spinning I’m woozy
I’m too lightheaded
I’m stupid clueless pathetic the screws are loose in my head
And the fuses blew I’m dim witted this news is super depressing
I’m loose and I’m too thick headed, I truly do
I wish I wasn’t
Don’t get me wrong I’m not bragging
I’m not proud of it
So fuckit then I’m a get smart I’m a get smart
I’m a get way more smart, boy
Imma make my brain all large I’m sick of being Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys
And the whole time this young kid on the quiz show’s
Staring at me with his smug grin well fuck him cause
I’m just so……. dumb

[Hook]
So dumb I should be tested so why you never said shit
How come no one told me I was dumb how come
How come no one ever said that I’m dumb