Sherman Lurch - KrankShaft Alpha [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
I like that, I like that a lot
Keep that. Yeah, yea-yea-yeah

[Verse 1]
Sherms and L i n u s, chillin downstairs
Makin' dumb tunes without any cares
I'm not spittin' bars, I am spittin' bears
My rhymes so ferocious got honkeys scared
But not real rappers, not MCs neither
They just look at me and think I'm a beaver
A pussy, a chump, a Little Bo Peep-er
They don't know I'm more deadlier than reapers
Ain't that grim, how a dude so slim can
Eat a beat with nothin' spilled on his chin
Or his dimples, I keep this shit simple
I'm a simian rhyming like a chimp
Monkeyin' around. Don't wanna bang my head
Otherwise me and my siblings will be stuck in bed
I'm feelin' the good vibes, don't wanna hang my head
Otherwise me and my homies will be stuck in dread

[Chorus]
We're the shit that you want. Everybody else is just junk
Don't tell me the shit that you want. Big Wet is the shit that you want
Big Wet is the shit that you want. Everybody else is just junk
Don't tell me the shit that you on, Big Wet is the shit that you want

We make this look easy, to us it's nothing
We do it so well while you act out lame scenes
Remember the spaces, don't call me Shermine
Come ride with me baby, Big Wet is the team
X2

[Verse 2]
Took a stroll down by the lakeshore, smoked
Me a joint and then another four
Then I passed by my favorite liquor store and I
Noticed they quickly locked the front door
But i didn't go Four Loko. No, not this day
I was too mellowed out by trees from Cali
So I laughed it off, no negatives in my way
Unless they're pictures, what words do they say?
At least one-thousand, is what you should pay me
Whether I make a rhyme or give lawn rakings
I wanna rake up the green, all mine for the taking
Money root of all evil, Jesus can't save me
So L i n u s, the next time you see me is in hell
Evil will surround me when I make my wealth
Blow it all myself. I don't need to help
I'll be askin' Satan for change, oh well

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Big Wet is the team
Come ride with me baby, Big Wet is the team
Big Wet is the team
Come ride with me baby, Big Wet is the team
Big Wet is the team

[Lucy monologue]
No, no, no. Listen all of you
You've got to take directions
You've got to have discipline
You've gotta have respect for your director