Shofu - Critical Hit! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Shofu]

Just won a gym battle, now gimme my badge
See you talkin shit but you ain't doin nothin like Splash
You can catch me with a new chick every season like Ash
On these beats I go retarded stupid call me Sgt. Bash
Ok she flashed me
I'm the one you can't see
Long dick, hard body, you can call me Phanpy
Colder than a Jynx but still spit fire like a Magby
You ask me
Retreat yo Pokes cuz this shit could get nasty
Actually
They say shofu for president
Alakazam intelligent
You niggas irrevalent
See through you like a Jellicent
I am sick with no medicine
A Pokemon specialist
I'm too hot but don't fan me, no muthafuckin elephant

[Shizzy Sixx]

I said the fire breather's back, like I'm Ash's fuckin Charizard
Showin that a prison cell will never go as hard with bars
Stun Spore spits, leavin niggas at a stand still
Cuz your whole style is older than an Aerodactyl
I'm mad ill, Pokerus
Known to SonicBoom ya
And I'm mothafuckin fly, you'll never change from a Kakuna
Bitch you'll be Slashed
Filleted as a Feebas
Your girl will be Thrashed
Her face nutted, that's how we Splash
Suicune! The majestic of the trio
With a style so cold that my flow is 30 below
Freezin the the lives of these fish, then dismiss
Even if you knew Jirachi, you wouldn't heal from a Wish

[Shofu]

If you Wishin for some health you gon be shit up outta luck
This is Perish Song, turn 3, your fuckin time is up
WDFAFDNX we do not give a fuck
All my opposition are Cradily's you losers fuckin suck

[Shizzy Sixx]

This is war, and with my party you don't match up
You say you got the time to fight, you lookin at Dialga
I run the seconds and every moment you livin bitch
In this contest you ain't leavin with a Ribbon trick

[Shofu]

Lock-On your head in a scope
We switch it up like a volt
We keep it poppin we never stoppin I told you befo'
We make it rain you get Soaked
I'm shinin', witness the Growth
These nuts are what I Bestow
Get out that Circular Throw

[Shizzy Sixx]

So you tellin me you iller and you mad flyer?
That's like using Rock Slide on a Quagsire
It ain't working, so quit, stop it you ain't poppin
You niggas sweeter than an Oran Berry fuckin Poffin
It's shofu and Sixx, sibling slayers born ill
Battling with us you suffer a connected Horn Drill BITCH!