Showboat Blastoff - Liquid Mirror [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
Um. Why are there arms sticking thru a liquid mirror on your wall?
Table leg for a bat, this started as a dinner party and im not used to that
It started fine, then you decided to yell at me suprise a boot to the celery
I then stomped your olives
In fact I found it theraputic
Again im not used to it , and you were basically just begging me to do it
Air horns are used to distract me, but come at me youll see the secret portal open
All really youll see is 3 arms reaching thru to high five me and then they grab you
The party went berserk, no hard feelings, dude was acting a jerk
Calm down he hasnt even crossed over, ill give my apology and that it was heart felt
That dimension that was real nice
My bad, I had a bad day, dude pushed buttons and I thought were past that
I temporarily sent to another dimension for being an asshole
By the way I loved the cassarole
That recipe, I need that, im so sorry I hope you believe that

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
The portal opens up its the last of you
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
The portal doesn't care what you've done
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
Its gonna send your ass to GooGingoo
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
I think I left my wallet in my other dimension

[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
Next topic is freeze frame, airborn high five is the only way to roll credits
Don’t try to dispute that, cause the scientists have already proved that
Pulling out my cellular phone, I dial a dimension where the partys at
A portal opens and a hand comes thru, drops out a fist full of appropriate toadstool
OHHH you like the book better
With Your breath is smelling like bird seed
Cause I Got my finger on the portal button, my money clip is a mouse trap, but I bet you already knew that
Really, you knew that? You can't even remember to take off the lenscap
A hand comes out and its pointing at you cause dimension six needs more dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
People just can't leave me alone, now your on my portal fast track
As soon as you can get pass that, the sooner your going to get back to being another asshole at the race track
We got the doors back open
Bring a weapon, youll need that
I sent out a birthday invitations, do me a favor and see if my man ever did receive that

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
The portal opens up its the last of you
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
The portal doesn't care what you've done
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
Its gonna send your ass to GooGingoo
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
I think I left my wallet in my other dimension

[Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff]
Turn around and see the hands that grab you
Look at me wrong and they grab you
What can I say, they’re protective, they grab you
If your portfolio is strong they grab you
Lean on the button wrong its not your fault, but handheld’s better then the old way
Im not memorizing anything, I push a button and you go away, go away
I lost count of how many times I requested the hands, they grab you, they grab you
By the end if this song they’ll grab you
Take the last slice of pizza three hands reach out of a liquid mirror and they grab you!
Ive sent so many people thru the portal I have the hands working in shifts
Its escapism at its finest
You don’t have to be Curtis Armstrong to see that
Im really trying to cut down, and I hope you can believe that

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
The portal opens up its the last of you
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
The portal doesn't care what you've done
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
Its gonna send your ass to GooGingoo
Liquid Mirror, Liquid Liquid Mirror
The case against you’s getting strong
Pretty soon Ill be here all alone
Its getting lonely here, I didn't think this out
Im gonna send myself thru to make this right

[Verse 4: Showboat Blastoff]
Shit why not, im gonna hop thru right now!
Im back
Whos been sitting in my ubilistillastation sack
Has it been you Bobby? that’s cool
You been doing a great job, go and take yourself a long vacation
Zilik bring me up to speed, and grab me some new panclons, I just peed
Wheres the cocoon of that fool who stunk like birdseed
I hope you gave him the works like all the other jerks
You are my zenclons that I depend on
High 12
Open the portal and lets grab some pizza, and make sure that it’s the kind you like
Deep dish
Derek you look great in your new glasses
And Taryn I can't stop staring at your asses
They look amazing, Derek you’re a lucky zibnitch
Damnnnn
Whos up for some nudity, drop them swim suits
And grab me a bowl of my favorite dimension 9 loop scoots
Im gonna jump in the shower and rinse off some of this oxidation
I look like I'm zoneless