ShowYouSuck - Big Gulp [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Playing uncharted dealing wit floosie women/
This slurpee i guzzle it for real bro see this ain't no gimmick/
Stereo been bumping Oceano/
While I creep tumblr clicking like on pics of dreaded girls wit hair albino/
She no wino/
She smoke the gangja/
Wit snort snort or the Molly use so we have no problem/
We got waffles/
No sizzurp but got syrup /
Feeding pretty women who party hard up in momma denim/
How can you breath your pants be as tight ad his leash/
He be a dog I be a beast/
Quit wit that lame youll lose all your fleas/
The drama shall cease/
Head honcho with these nachos
Jalapenos for these gringos
And these chicks ask for a mouth load

I got a big gulp and a bad broad
Big gulp and a bad broad
Big gulp and a bad broad
And by bad broad I mean smart girl
I got a big gulp and a bad broad
Big gulp and a bad broad
Big gulp and a bad broad
And by bad broad I mean smart girl

Gotta math problem she gone stomp it out
Gotta math problem she gone stomp it out
Gotta math problem she gone stomp it out
You lay a hand on her ima stomp you out

Watching bill and ted/
Smart girl offers head/
Respectfully decline/
I'd rather this film instead/
She turns the volume up/
To show me she under stands/
She lights another bowl/
Back to our scheduled plan/
I'm the myth I'm the man/
Going a faints me youre in a jam/
Better off going to the beach and counting every grain of sand/
I'm mr where da snacks at/
Flow tougher than fabric burlap/
In real life im a cool cat/
On stages im just cyrax/
With a self destruct I'm bout to bust after boob time on that iChat/
Backstages I get access/
Whether venues or under her dress/
And I treat her with all respect/
So approach her comin from lamesville/
Youll be goin home a reject/
And I got no more beef with keith sweat