Coming to save the day, I am the hero
Climbing up to the top, starting at zero
La-la-la-la-la-la, nothing to fear-o
Shooting you in the face like Robert De Niro
Perseus ain't got jack, I am the man
Hercules ain't got jack, I am the man
You don't even know, this is so easy
I only hope that Death won't see me
(You know, I couldn't help but notice, you, standing there, you're trespassing, on my lawn, it's my lawn, go away!)
I got a pair of wings, can't even use 'em
(I made it through the level)
I'm walking through the maze right now-icus
I smash all of these fools, and how-icus
Don't be acting all holier-than-thou-icus
I got nine-nine-nine in my pockets
The name's Pit, you can call me "Kid Icarus"
And I gotta say, I'm getting really sick of this
And I'm feeling in particular ridiculous
I got wings on my back, serendipitous
And I fly through the air like a tuna fish
(And I fly through the air like a tuna fish)
(And I fly through the air like a tuna fish)
I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?
(I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?)
(I'm an eggplant, man, why you doing this?)
Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance
(Eggplants on my mind, and my mind on eggplants)
Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance
(Paint yourself purple and drop your pants)
(Wait, what?)
Creeping and a-crawling, quite serious
I got a feeling that I'm feeling delirious
These bearded mofos ain't nearing this
I'm gonna shoot you in the lower posterious
Will I ever make it out of this labyrinth?
I've never seen anything so elaborate
If it's getting in my way, I'm just stabbing it
You can't stop me, fool, I'm a maverick
And I fly through the air like a halibut
(And I fly through the air like a halibut)
(And I fly through the air like a halibut)
I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it
(I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it)
(I'm an eggplant, man, aw, to hell with it)
Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance
(Eggplants on my mind, and my mind on eggplants)
Come on, everybody, do the eggplant dance
(Paint yourself purple and drop your pants)
We are the guardians of sacred things
Twinbellows, in the mood for some barbecue wings
Get a haircut and get a real job
Hewdraw's gonna cook you like your name is squab
You're never gonna make it past me, kid
Pandora's in the house and I'm off the grid
You're gonna burn, Kid Icarus, burn
Me first! Watch and learn!
Twinbellows (Twinbellows)
You're an odd fellow
Me and my boys turn your face into jello
You look like two cats in heat
My leet fleet is like "skeet, skeet, skeet"
Hewdraw (Hewdraw)
You're a hydra gone wrong
I'm jumping rope, here, man, it's taking way too long
Pandora (Pandora)
I'll shoot you in the box
You know I had to say it, though, that's how I rock
(And then I won.)
(Yay!)
I got the wings
(I got the wings)
And I got the arrows
(And I got the arrows)
And I got the shield
(And I got the arrows)
But I got the wings (Haha)
And I'm high as a kite
And if you think I probably won't, then you can bet that I might
And if you're getting in my way, I'm shooting Arrows of Light
I don't know how exactly that works, but that's all right with me
Eventually I'll find my way to Mother Brain
I mean Medusa, whatever, man, it's all the same
And when I make it to the end of this, I'm getting kissed
Kid Icarus, splitting up the difference, check it
I'm taking you down
I've waited far too long
I'm taking the crown
I'm putting it where it belongs
Hey, why you gotta be so mean?
(What do you want?)
I'm here for the queen
No games played, make my day
(You'll never take me alive!)
Have it your way
I'm about to show you what it's like to rock
(I'm about to show you what it's like to rock)
No, I'm about to show you what it's like to rock
Stop copying me, you ain't a part of my flock
And I'm a-dodging and a-weaving like a sparrow
I'm hiding in your blind spot narrow
One more shot, you'll see what I got
Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Arrows
