Sir Mike Tallon, PhD - Miss Hodgeny [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Yo faggot
I understand women, I don't understand women
They don't understand women, wonders man ad infinitum
There's more bitches in the sea than fishes
They're just deceiving witches receiving riches
Thieving, vicious, grieving only over wishes
Wished they'd just stick to chicken in the kitchen and the dishes
Manipulative pigeons holding defects and glitches
Don't respect opinions, total rejection inferior
Neatness superior attitude but really nasty crew
Nastier than nasty dudes eating nasty food
In a nasty mood with ashy elbows and no gratitude
Or a platitude, smelling like cafeteria
I smack your area where you're smacking air and dust
Yapping faster than an Airbus or than a mad Arabic
It's quite a daft embarrassment that you have that inheritance
From past parents, mainly her cuz the daddy's cool
It's true, I've only had one bad experience
Too many, though manly, still wanna throw panties
To the side and pass on through
Jab at you till you scream, "yabba dabba doo"
Then grab on you and splatter goo
Jab my slab into your yapping tool
Smacked your ass and threw you out on your ass embarrassed
Reaction careless as I abandon you in ditches
Back at the pool swimming, plenty of fishes
In the sea for me to do my dishes
Faggot
Yo