Slingun - Unasked Umbilical Cut, Abort Me! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro:]
Eh! Hi doc, can I abort myself?...
Oh... it's too late, yeah, ok...

[Verse 1]
Wearin' a sweater weaved by my granny named weal, weald
Full of immoral grandsons, that's why I'm actin' like this...
They thought me to wear this weevil
Wearings that I'm weightily wea... ring
On my mother's finger, whisk, whine, whoop, she's pregnant!
Rummage in that maternal unit, so insolent I'd broke her waist
Wait, wait, wait! as lyrics on a paper I was writhin' her;
Bad bread, well then the stork stroke with its beak in the face
I'm a sore fetus, please kick that bitch in her bell-y (ding ding)

[Hook:](x2)
Who the hell asked Slingun If he want to live or not?
Cause he don't, I'm kickin' an unasked umbilical cut
Who the hell asked Slingun If he wanted born or not?
Cause he don't, I'm kickin' an unasked umbilical cut...

[Verse 2:]
Ungainly walkin' like a worker with stress, where's
My stress relief ball that I bought on eBay, I ain't
In the mood for illnesses jokes cause I don't feelin' well
The first time I had sex and my dog gave me aids, ok!
I'm feelin' undertoned as 50 Shades of Grey
Or a dead baby lyin' on a tray, stop lookin' me that way!
I ain't doin' any expression, I'm unconcerned
Like a mother turtle after lyin' her eggs; I wish I had
Never taste this fuckin' sweet oxygen...

[Hook:] (x2)

[Verse 3:]
Underhandin' happiness I can only fake laughs
Except when I see the video of the fat kid on the
Rollercoast with his mom, hey doc! I notice you're right
Behind that door, can ya' open me now?
You gotta abort him, he's ravin' and a lot of foam's
Comin' out of his mouth, is it bad? will he die?
If he will, will he wake up or... not?
Cause he don't wanna live but I'm scared of suicide
And it's one of those things that you can do only once in life
So why not? tell my father he's a slut (lights out, bye bye...)