Slothface - What A Time To Be Alive [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Yo
I heard y'all was talkin' some shit
About Dratchface and Harold McSloth
Also known as Slothface
About how we ain't the illest of all time
Well I'm here to tell you that...uh

[Verse 1: Dratchface]
I lost my train of thought, excuse me while I try to find it
Come up with rhymes to keep myself from choking like the heimlich
Timeless charm only attracts the kind of lyin' bitch
Who’ll buy your kitsch attitude, then gut you like a fish
I’m libelous, other MC's rhymes are childish
I’ll pass a fist through Gambino’s mug like ultraviolence
His rhymes give off a vile stench
Dratchface’s essential works chronicle a most reviled unmensch
I rap fantastically, I hope somebody’s proud of me
This one he wrote at 2 A.M. rather drowsily
Is he the savior of rap? Well he’s bound to be
The notorious Cracka Christ ground his teeth and danced around the beat
Weaves his rhymes between the lines while you read into shit
He spits so intricate, yet critics just aren’t into it
So he begins to fritter over the opinions of the syndicate
It’s a wonder he hasn’t started drinkin' yet
Ya boy Dratchface is one really dank rapper
Who may draw comparisons to Ween or Frank Zappa
Moon is such a nice name
You should hit up Dratchface for his nightly dice game
More than likely it’s D&D
Can poor Dratch ever get some peaceful sleep?

[Verse 2: Dratchface]
Finna take a hit from an apple bong
And get the room spinning like a tit with the tassels on
The underdog come to prove the assholes wrong
We gonna keep on keeping on past the dawn
All the ladies in the house say "yeah"
...Yeah, that’s what I thought
The blood I cough up cannot be a good sign
Got a suburban soul, but a hood mind
Take rap about as serious as Beck does
Won’t let the negative energy infect us
Slothface is a fucking machine
Busting with talent and flavor at the seams
But it was just a dream I had once
I really don’t mind em, not even the bad ones
‘Cause they always make a really great story
Sorry man, what were you saying before me?

(Hook)
I was sayin' oh what a time to be alive
(What a time to be alive)
Oh what a time to be alive (x12)