Smoov-E - Long Duck Dong [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
It don't seem wrong!
It's Long Duck Dong
When you see me on the phone you know it's on
Picked up this little freak on my way home
Cause you know she want to play my donkey kong
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S to the M to the Double Oh V-E
Cause rapping this way just came so easy
Am breeding on the mic, gotta do it weekly
We spit triple X if you used to PG
I'm a dirty rap singer
Dope rhyme bringer
Picked up a diamond ring for my pinky finger
I'm a two tone lac'r
Break beat stacker
You wanna find E? Just follow me after
I'mma dress too clean, dancing machine
Feet up in the air, & I'm popping everything
I'mma look so fresh, roll on the set
& see if any babies is proper yet (It don't seem wrong!)
It's the E to the L to the I, I don't Lie
I step outside, I put my foot in a ride
It's the long to the diggity diggity duck dong
& you say it's wrong & I'm gonna sing that song

It's Long Duck Dong
When you see me on the phone you know it's on
Picked up this little freak on my way home
Cause you know she want to play my donkey kong (it don't seem wrong)
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Always up to Mac'n
Smoov-E got your number on a paper napkin
Always leave the stack in
But carry a four fifth
& be on captain
Mo's Happen & rappin on the corner of capn
Trying to figure out who was real
& who was really acting
What are they packing?
What do you know
I need to get back back to Sebastapol
8 in the box, 8 to the kisser
Long donkey Kong for your grown up sister
No I don't miss her, can always go back
See, that fat video stack
Got a black pair of loques
Wear em coast to coast
& a brown jump suit named buttered toast
I won't be your ho but I will bring you a bone
& let you breath your breath on this long duck duck

It's Long Duck Dong
When you see me on the phone you know it's on
Picked up this little freak on my way home
Cause you know she want to play my donkey Kong (it don't seem wrong!)
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Long Ducks the name
I'm back in the game
& my neck do hang
A brand new gold chain
A little bit of cain
4 bags of reefer
Got the Afghani hash put behind my speaker
I'm an MC teacher
Underage slapper
Only didn't know it till the blunt was a rapper
I'm a two time cheater, Jake you must beater
Hope I don't get my Hungarian Heater
Put a fix on ya, play tricks on ya
Brought your monkey ass home & lay on dicks on ya
Straight fix on ya
Going repetitious
Look ?? competing in the exhibition
Named donkey & I always wear gold
Could do the monster mash when I was 12 year old
So funky, leaving bitches on hold
To come with Smoov-e baby I dick them so cold
Lets roll

It's Long Duck Dong
When you see me on the phone you know it's on
Picked up this little freak on my way home
Cause you know she want to play my donkey Kong
X2