[Intro]
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yo, What up, y'all?
Snacky Chan in the house
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I remember, I remember y'all used to make fun of me right
Used to make fun of my slanted eyes
My short yellow thighs
Thought I had a small penis and shit, right?
But I'm about to smack you in the face with a wooden log
Might dodge my [indistinct], like yo
[Verse 1]
With no participation
The only part of my nation
Put your hands up in the sky
If you love being Asian
I see a vision in the mirror
God's greatest creation
My sister's the target of Caucasian infatuation
I'm a ninja, injure your gall bladder
40,000 times, no, I don't know karate
I'm a master MC, tear up this ceremony
Learned to rhyme in PC, before shit got corny
I heard jams in the bar, wakey wakey jam only
Stage dive in the crowd with my favorite Sony
Rock shows with GI Joes and Cobra Commander
Kick the rhyme out of Optimus Prime and battle Bruce Banner
Green Lantern was my manager, (haha) it's so funny
Wasn't hard for my man to just show me the money
He Man my body guard, She Ra was my groupie
I told daddy chill, he tried to eat my dog Snoopy
보신탕
설렁탕 soup
The kind that white people's like "no thanks, dude"
Yo, I'm nasty, raspy, opposite of classy
Grommy ass fake ice watch, I'm looking flashy, yo
I'm all over the place, spraying propaganda
Hidden meanings in-between the seams of each stanza
Our dear yellow seeds is now full of your nation
Put your hands back in the sky
If you love being Asian
[Chorus]
They just love my sister
Hate my brother
Despise my father
Have the nerve to make fun of my mother
Racism is a bitch, I'mma smack ya silly
All the women's sold out to Bob, Mike, or Billy
They just love my sister
Hate my brother
Despise my father
Have the nerve to make fun of my mother
Racism is a bitch, I'mma smack ya silly
[Verse 2]
Yo, my moms couldn't speak or read that well
Pledge allegiance to the flag to ESL
Hyundai XL's, no fancy whips
Arguments over money during' family trips
Misfits raised in an alley lurkin'
Unofficial orphaned parents always working'
Father fartin' burpin' public places
Illegal aliens smuggled in spaceships
Man I'm fresh off the boat, FOB
Grandaddy passed away, I'm a SOB
Son of a bastard, and adopted mother
Separated in the war, they never found each other, yo
One older brother like a booger, got picked on
I couldn't pass my karate class, cause I kicked wrong
Kicked sick flows, like lyrics with 6 toes
Man, I crack you up like Margaret Cho
[Chorus]
Yo, I'm that gray matter, between black and white
I'm the Kanji kid the far right
I'm that kid that you don't respect
No brother to chin-check that last chump that said "chick" under his breath
I'm the kind that sit alone with no simile
And I doubt you feeling me
Until it's in love with memory
Avoid Kim, broken as I write this priceless piece
Dead it'd be lifeless, slice the right miss
I'm still scarred from your stereotypical immature [Indistinct] and gold finger
Hey your hurts still linger like a bereaved politician may
Display the middle finger
Kindle the fire, ignite the riot
Yo my people got no power, cause you're too damn quiet
I'm ready to blow spots, I'm ready to blow shots
To the brain of John McCain, but 'er back in the box
[Chorus]
[Outtro]
Yo, I dare y'all motherfuckers to step to me with some shit, some racist shit
Fuckin' call me "chick" or some shit like that
You think I'm going to let it slide, mother fucker?
You'll get smacked by Snack, you understand?
Protect my mom, for straight up
Representation of my Asian Nation
Through my eyes, my vision, my nation
