Spanky - D.I.G (Doomsday in Gaston) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Two black cats in the back just sent a fax to max
And asked for his fucking autograph "Relax!"
No need to be greedy, there's children that realy need me
Not meaning to be relieving when reading you what I'm seeing
And what's that? A poor kid who's getting his trust back?
Who just dust tracks with his nutt sack
Indeed I fuss at these little faggots who claim they bust crack
And struck rap. nah fuck that, that is what you suck at
I'm the one who humps her then throws her back in the dumpster?
No Buster, I can not trust her. I'm trying hard to desgust her
So she can leave me and see that you can't believe in me
While she's screaming she's needing me. Bitch just stop repeating please?!
I'm needing three dice but I'm seemingly nice. What I just said was wrong
Because it don't need to be right
I'd never hit a girl in my life, despite that I have might
Talked about sticking a knife in my wife
Shit that is scary, that i could even say I was married
I would rather be carried to the cemetery then buried