Spark Master Tape - Tina Tuna [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Hi, my name is Bobbi, I'm 18 years old
I'm from Colorado, and today, I'm gonna get
My ass fucked

You know, what you don't realize, is
There is so much pussy
There's big pussy, there's small pussy
There's round pussy, square pussy, it's..
Pussy is there, you gotta look for the pussy
To find the pussy

I met a girl named Tina
Pussy smell like tuna
Told the bitch to brush the pussy lips before she roll up
She rolled up
Lookin like a roll up
Unfold her
Then donkey punched the bitch
Like I am Shrek when I'm a loner

Met a girl named Dana
Pussy smelled like danger
Told the bitch to floss before she go and meet more strangers

Said I met a girl named 'Stina
Pussy look like a a sneeze
Gave the bitch a big tissue said "bless you bitch and now you leaving"

Met a girl little Kiki
Pussy smell like seaweed
Rolled it up in sushi wasabi till that shit clean b'

Met a girl named Beyonce
She think that she a queen boo
Told that bitch the real queen

Met a girl named COCO
While sippin on that Ice Tea
Titties like air baloons
Checks in her eyes like she look at Nike’s

Met a girl named Billy
Her pussy on that Tyson
More beat up than a beetle
With 9 people an no license

Met this girl named Sandra
Her pussy had a fro, though
Afro-Samurai, had a bitch looking like Frodo
I beat it up,

Still I beat it up, no homo, we slow-mo
Told a ho "Now get your stuff and go home no' "
Like woop