Supercommuter - #1 Kyabajo [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Ohayo Gozaimasu and all that stuff
I'm back from Tokyo, chillin' in the buff
In a bath in a back room, didn't hide my tattoos
Chattin' with a Russian hostess because I have to
Light blue dress, scar on her lip
Bad English, bored, two droopy eyelids
Pushin' shochu, southern bourbon and nori
Candy-shaped cheese and a really sad story
Not lookin' for help she'll do it herself
A little light on Yen, more booze from the shelf
I knew at that moment that my primary opponent
Was super skilled at getting' loaded
#1 Kyabajo!
She got me line If I didn't mind
We could go to Shinjuku for some quality time
I knew when she said it that if I went I'd regret it
But here I go, I give her credit
#1 Kyabajo!

You're tall, smart, and handsome

Roppongi Hills 100,000 Yen bills
52nd floor, nine-course French meals
I used to take the train now she got me rentin' wheels
I guess it's all due to this Kyaba girl's skills
I never even kissed her maybe on the cheek and
Now I'm grabbin' gifts to give her like every weekend
Guess what? She wants to travel home
She'd like to get ahead and really needs a student loan
She knows I'm gaijin, but that doesn't mean
That we can't get together when she has her degree
Yeah it's true I'm pursuin' a girl who knows what she's doin'
My bottom line is in ruin from #1 Kyabajo
I told her goodbye cause I had to fly
Back to Seattle, she brushed a tear from my eye
I don't know why I did it, but I agreed to stick with it
Handed my address and digits to #1 Kyabajo

You're so handsome
Let's get lost in
Conversation
Yes, it's costin'
*Following 2 verses play over each other
You but maybe
We might change the
Way we're playing
You won't pay me
You're so different
I've not felt this
Disinterest in
What your wealth is

My budget's kinda tight, man I'm stretched paper thin
I got spreadsheets stacked, track receipts to the cent
And I'm hiding where I went I know it's not right
I help her pay her rent though I love my wife
I'm possessed will power won't manifest
I tell myself I'm gonna quit, but then I get another text
That she needs another check to help a poor friend
Attached another pick with a little more skin
Now my mind is moving fast
Likes me now, but it might not last
The more I flow, then the more she shows
And now I know that I'm in her trap
I don't want to be the one to sit back, relax
Be that dude that missed a chance
Don't send money, then I miss romance
Never get more, never in those pants
Moshi moshi on the phone
Natasha-san, are you alone?
She said so desu, and I confessed
That my 'kane is almost gone
*GASP!* Yes it's true
But who needs money when I got you?
I heard a click and it happened quick she said
"Me, that's who, now we're through"

So let's go out shopping and have lots to drink
You're so charming and handsome