TEAMHEADKICK - U Mad Bro [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Oh
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh
Hey bro, are u mad?

[Hook]
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
I don't give a fuck if you're an MLG pro
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
Why you even care if I call your mom a ho?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
When I do your sister, I keep it on the low
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
Look at that face, you're about to explode

[Verse 1]
It's kind of funny making you pissed and shit
It's just a video game, so stop being a bitch
You care about your KDR, but I don't
You can get pissed, rage quit, but I won't
It's a game, it's supposed to be fun
Stop being so dumb and stop acting so young
On a quest to be the best and get to number one
On the leaderboards, but you never will, son
And even if you do, I ain't impressed with that
Why? Your ass is fat, you got a dumbass hat
If loose lips sink ships, then you'd sink the armada
Talk so much shit you're like a poop tostada

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Your face is so red, it's like somebody boiled it
Open your mouth and guess what, it's a toilet
Overflowing with anger and rage
You need to get yourself a plunger and stick it in your face
Ha-ha-ha-ha, we're all laughing at you
Stop acting like a noob, stop being so rude
Hey bro, I know I shouldn't feed the trolls
But it's funny as hell watching you lose control
'WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS LAUGHING AT ME!?'
Cause you shoot like a girl and sit down to pee
You ain't no G, so quit acting so hard
I can't understand you, I don't speak retard

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Acting like a badass on Xbox Live
But in really life, you're probably four feet high
A midget with an attitude, you got some problems, dude?
Take a deep breath, grab a drink and get some food
And stop yelling and screaming and acting tough
What's the matter, your mama didn't love you enough?
'WHAT!? FUCK THAT, GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!'
Why, so you can show up wearing makeup and a dress?
I'm laughing so hard, I need a tissue
Damn bro, you got some anger issues
Get a life, get a tan, get a job and get paid
And maybe if you're lucky, you could get laid
'I GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT!'
Is that how your dog got those STDs?
'WE SHOULD 1V1! HOW ABOUT THAT?!'
Sorry bro, I don't like to fight the handicapped

[Rant]
GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA RAGE QUIT!
MOTHERFUCKING RAGE QUIT, YOU UNDERSTAND?!
I HATE GUYS LIKE YOU!
YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD!
YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD!
OH-OH-OH-OH!
YOUR MOM DIDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!
YOUR MOM DIDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!
1V1 ME! 1V1 ME!
YOU- FUCK, GOD I HATE THIS GAME!
ALWAYS CAMPING, YOU'RE ALWAYS CAMPING!
WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE?!
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A BITCH?!
FIND ME IN REAL LIFE!
I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE!
I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE, SO JUST KEEP ON-
AND GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NUTS!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD, YOU PISS ME OFF SO BAD!
OH, OH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!
THIS FUCKING GAME, I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MS. PAC MAN!
I'M GONNA PLAY MS. PAC MAN!
YOU UNDERSTAND?!
WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS LAUGHING?!
THEY'RE ALWAYS LAUGHING!
FUCK, I HATE YOU
AGHHHHH!!!!

U Mad Bro?
Hey bro, why u so mad?

[Hook]