Temp0 - APM (Flobots - Handlebards SC2 parody) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I can play this game with no APM
No APM
No APM
(x2)

Look at me, look at me
Hand on my mouse like it's good to be ALIVE
And I don't fear the reaper
Even when the map is all mountain-y
I can show you how to roast a drone
I can show you how to climb the ladders
I can make a heart with lonely probe
And I can almost get from plat to masters
I know how to plot up sturdy plan
I can tell you about at least 30 LANs
I know all the words to When Im GM
And I'm proud to say Im a nerdy man
Me and my friend saw a flaming bush
Me and my friend made a timing push
And guess whose points we took
I can play any race that I want cuz, look

I can stutter step with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your base even when I'm home
Even when I'm home
Even when I'm home

Look at me Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be ALIVE
On such a small map I'm all turtled up
And immune to cheese
I can save money open up with six thors
I can make a living off an ad and stream
I can design an army, just with 4 bro-festors
For your mass marines
I can make new Protoss Robotics
I can make a Brood Lord provide chaotic conditions
I know how run from Vikings
And I can turn your whole mind psychotic
Mutas, Stalkers, Cattlebruisers
Me and my team making random units
I see your lings that patrol in the distance
I can push anywhere with no resistance


But I can lose the game if I overdrone
If I overdrone
If I overdrone

And I can make it splash in your spawning pool
In your spawning pool
In your spawning pool


Look at me Look at me
Rising and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Surviving this drop
My creep is global
Xel'Nagas secured
My army is mobile
Your crying ignored

I can send out a million hallucinations
Make him tap out from his lack of patience
Laugh as his army's evaporating
And make him flip tables from aggravation
I can warp anywhere from my prism
Just if you don't snipe it
And I can beat every single composition
I'm taking over when I expand

Cuz I can guide a nuke by a minimap
By minimap
By minimap

And I can bust your main with a nydus worm
With a nydus worm
With a nydus worm

I can end us all with a mother ship
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothership
With a mothershiiiiiip!


I can play this game with no APM
No APM
No APM
(x2)