Tenacious D - Tribute [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute

[Verse 1]
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...
In the middle... of the road
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls." (soul)
Well me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said:
"Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Best Song in the World
It was The Best Song in the World

[Chorus 1]
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny
Once every hundred-thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

[Verse 2]
Needless to say, the beast was stunned
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail
And the beast was done
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said: "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

[Chorus 2]
This is not the greatest song in the world, no
This is just a tribute
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, no, no
This is a tribute, oh
To the greatest song in the world
Alright!
It was the greatest song in the world
Alright!
It was the best mothafuckin' song, the greatest song in the world

[2-part scat]

[Interlude]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The song we sang on that fateful night
It didn't actually sound anything like this song!

[Verse 3]
This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion
Ah, fuck!
Good God
God lovin'
So surprised to find you can't stop it

[Scat]

[Outro]
Alright!
Alright!