Tequila Yuen - TV Rots Your Brains [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Intro:
Welcome back everyone
Have we got a treat for you today? Tequila

Verse:
Turn on your TV, whatcha gonna see? A bunch of twigs rocking Dungarees
That's supposed to be "hugging your curves"
Ads for prescriptions talkin' bout "Side effects include death"
Kids put in jail for puffing the herb
Scared Straight programs, celebrity Pro-Ams
I'm glued to the tube, don't be rude, you can pry the remote
From my cold hands when I enter the Dead Zone
Jason Bourne whippin' ass because of Treadstone & Blackbriar
And now I know I could probably get some loot
If I filed a suit against my ex over a flat tire
And if a girl ain't down for the D
Or 110 pounds to the T, then I should chastise her
Call her a bitch, but she's used to the shit
It doubles as a complement on the drama show, Catfighters
Quagmire, BET Rap Cypher
Nelly flexin' with a black card and ass swiper
"Tip Drill, you just a Tip Drill"
Happy with yourself? Get real. Get some Clearasil for that pizza face
Expensive stones & cheap cologne will get you TnA
I got the slow-mo for that ass, just in case you didn't
See the play the first time
You were probably too busy getting that shit that I told you to get
L'oreal or you won't get no dick
Beer and a car from Tokyo Drift
Celebs walking down the street, holding hands. Man, would you get a load of this shit?
Fellow humans trying to blow us to bits
But fuck it, nothing's more important than this...

Outro