The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Threed - Winters [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Finally we made it to Threed
This place is kind of scary!
Relax, Paula, It's just a cemetery
I've got a new bat, so they can bring on the beating
Let's go over to that tent, they're having a zombie meeting

The zombies are on the move!
I repeat, the zombies are on the move!
We're all dead meat!
Let's set the tent on fire!
That'll never work!
Please!
Well, let's just stand around, then, and hope they leave
Okay!

You're scared, aren't you, Ness?
No!
Then what was that?
Don't you zombies make me hit you with my baseball bat! (Quiet!)
We've got a long way to go, and we can't stop now
We gotta make it to Fourside 'fore our time runs out
Let's head over to the hotel, try and get some sleep
Call my dad, save my game, and get something to eat

Wait, Ness, look out! There's a zombie and a ghost!
Boogity boogity wooooo!
Oh no, we're toast!

Where are we at?
I don't know!
I'm scared!
I would've done something, but I wasn't prepared!
There has to be a way to get out of this cave
Use your telepathy for some help
Okay

There's a guy up in Winters who can help us out
His name is Jeff, I'll give him a shout

Well, give him a call! What can it hurt, I guess?
Sssh! Be quiet, Ness!

(We need you...)
(Help us...)
(Save us...)
(We need you...)
(Don't forget your pocket protector...)

I had the strangest dream
(Last night?)
Last night
I gotta go right now
(Is everything alright?)
No!
Help me get out of here
(What do you mean, Jeff?)
I gotta save the world, no time for tests
Don't hold your breath, I might not come back
I'll shoot a caveman
(A caveman?)
In his nutsack
(Jump on my back and over the gate)
Thanks a lot, bro, this must be fate
The headmaster is gonna be irate

I got my bow tie on, I got my glasses, too
I just hope I don't forget to remember what to do now
I got me a monkey and I got me some gum
Look out Giygas, here I come

Oh, so you want some gum, monkey?
Here you go

Check me out, look at me go
I'm riding on top of Tessie's skull
I got this shit under control
I got my pocket protector, no pens though
I'm making my way through Stonehenge
So what if I got little to no friends?
This is my crazy story
What's this? A laboratory?

Yes, dear boy! Welcome to my lab! How about a donut?
(Okay, Dad)
Son, take the Sky Runner, rescue your friends
(I'm already there)
Well, okay then

Goodbye!