The Blind MC - Bedrock [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Bedrock Bedrock we're in Bedrock chillin in the place to be
With the freaky fresh modern stone age family

[MC Fred]
You already know about the Bedrock crew
We like polka dots but we don't like shoes
There's me MC Fred my friend B. Rubble
For sucka MCs we spell trouble
And just for you on the spinning plate
My funky fresh boss DJ Slate
Next is someone who definitely ain't whack
His name is Rockhead, but he don't smoke crack
My pal Joe Rockhead is real cool
I know Barney Rubble from the old school
He's got the def rhymes so don't turn the page
He's got the fly juice from the stone age

[Tic Toc]
Me MC Fred my partner Barney Rubble
If we need to bowl, Gazoo makes us double
You never catch me wearing no shoes
Cause I just chill yabba dabba doo
I chill at the pad and jam on the phone
The only MC with a house made of stone
Yeah I got a rock house, but I don't deal base
Cause I kick it in Bedrock to the prehistoric pace
Checkin out tv putting' Pebbles to bed
Going out bowling with Joe Rockhead
Yeah we likes to chill with Wilma and Betty
Our hot freaks will make you sweaty
So if you think you can hang, I won't even discuss it
I'm fly from Bedrock, yeah now bust it!

[The Phantom aka DJ Slate]
Now I rap on the mike not on a bone
I chill on TV with Ed Sullistone
I got no shoes so my feet are bare
But I wear a fresh tie and I have a stone chair
I'm rockin' the beat with no shoes on my feet
I am the great DJ Slate
My favorite worker moves the rock all alone
He is my man his name is Fred Flintstone
He's got a wife named Wilma a dog named Dino
He works in my pit not a casino
Since you already heard me rockin the beat
Well let me tell you a little story about my feet
I wake up real early every morning
Don't throw on the Filas or no fly Air Jordans
Just chillin on the corner kicking' back on the block
Or working at the pit watching Fred move the rock
I got my freaky stone age car cruising down the street
Don't need no gas, just use my feet

[The Blind MC]
Everyone is on it black white or milano
I drive on the freeway like Goggles Pisano
Wearin' no shoes and never socks
Its the funky fresh jam from Bedrock
Kickin' it live rockin' at the jam
My homey Barney Rubble his son Bam Bam
They got the groove they got the beat
Fresh fly threads no shoes on their feet
Don't need no help dictionary or thesaurus
My dog Dino, he's a brontosaurus
I drink cactus juice not no brew ha
I chill at the lodge with the Grand Pubah
Bustin' the freshest rhymes on the whole planet
Checkin' out a show watching Carey Granite
Freshin' with the crew moving that rock
Are we the best? word up doc!!!!

[The Blind Def Crew]
Krush Groovin' Barney's on the loose
Got me a cat, he's a saber tooth
MC Fred and DJ Slate
Rappin on the mike and scratching on the plate
I'm MC Fred He ain't no junky
I got a doorbell that's rung by a monkey
Wilma keeps the crib so very plush
She cleans the floors with a porcupine brush
So if you're black, white, muslim or a jew
You just been served by the Bedrock Crew
So bust it!