[Intro: Ibringdalulz]
I make a reference to the divine nature of this beat... I make shout outs and small talk before the rapping begins but that is what is done in ninety-eight percent of all hip-hop music... haha... oh, god, is that Swagberg? Oh fuck...
[Intro: Swagberg]
Ayo, this joint's called... uh... Pony Swag...
[Verse 1: Swagberg]
S dot B dot hoppin' on the remix
Poppin' at your weak cliques Often nuff with neat spits
SoundCloud download limit yo, I reached it
You coming at a brony, better be on Mogadish shit
DayGlo swaggin' isn't it wild
How I'm Rainbow Dashin' dressin' in style
And a pony can make an inner pessimist smile
Call me man-kid, damn kid, that's a misdial
Pony Swag viral, I'm getting hella gassed and
Lobbying till Charendoff is set up with an Aston
Haters listen up and be ready, this is act one
You wack son! I'ma turn a red eye to a black one
Anyone say we take a loss or a toss up
I'ma make him eat it when I bring it like a potluck
Levy, whoever tryna hate now or want what
First round get fucked face-down, plot up
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 2: Maros]
I be steppin' so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly
I'm about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right
Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader
You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters
Twitch-a-twitch sense, get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's
Pegasus pony, I get so fly
Get hype like (YAY) Fluttershy (Swag)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny
Got magic up the flank, how much you wanna wager
That Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule, you're
Never gonna be twenty percent cooler
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Break: Ibringdalulz]
Well, after what, two months? It's finally here, the Pony Swag megamix, do that remix airhorn! Haha, alright, more rappers than you can count on your fingers... Shoutout to SuperCartoonAddict because she's plain awesome!
[Verse 3: Ibringdalulz]
Here we go...
Nobody told me there's gonna be a round three
Swagberg, Maros, and now it got LULZ-y
Gotta join now, confound these ponies
Makin' me rap about my newfound homies
Bronies, everywhere, around you can find 'em
Walking, driving, and even buyin'
MLP toys in the hot pink aisle and
Getting strange stares from stranger's eyes
Oh yes, this is the remix
Long overdue, I know I made y'all feel sick
Anxious, waitin' contemplatin'
When would Lulz stop procrastinatin'?
Well, the waitin's over, I hand the mic over
To fellow bronies, spit their verse once over
I know I rhymed "over" with "over" like five times
But don't fret, bet you'll be in for a wild ride
[Verse 4: Swagberg]
Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though
Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a whack show
Or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
But I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those
Slow it down, so far, raps I'm fucking
Kicking hard like apple bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
Who's that man, that Swag is something
Come to think of it, I'm very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don't give a shit if you care about parity
(That's I-T-Y) now I see why
They said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I'm an iced out, fly
Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 5: thebigbv20]
(Shout out to Gage...
Brony 2.0... here we go)
Everyone around me's talkin' about ponies
Animation, plot, voice actors and comedy
All my friends trippin' out and trying to show me
I was all "eww" but that was the old me
Once I saw the show, I was jumpin' 'round crazily
Obsessin' more than my main mane girl, Rarity
Lovin' the community, this fandom is crazy
Making my mind and clarity go hazy
Watching all these videos, got my mind bogglin'
Tons of great episodes, I can't stop oglin'
Feelin' all the love from all of these bronies
The stories, PMVs, slowly takin' over me
Hidin' all this pony, cause I'm a bit scared
Thinkin' about all the people who would stop and stare
But until the day that fact is brought to light
I'll be spreading love and tolerance every day and night
[Verse 6: BronyMike]
Haters of the pony, listen up tight
Y'all gaters like Gummy, all bark, no bite
You start this show, you'll be up all night
As a member of the so-called "shitty brony blight"
But what do you do if you face a parasprite?
Get pissed and they know that they trollin' you right
And don't just ignore them, put up a fight
Love and tolerate them, and they'll scatter with fright
So, ponies: Land of Equestria
Co-ruled by Luna and Celestia
But if the characters and cuteness ain't impressed ee-ya
Well then the action and the jokes'll get the best-a-ya
I'm typin' on my comp with my metacarpals
'bout Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle
Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash
And Derpy Hooves, always mixin' up her parcels
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 7: Prisonfishy]
Prisonfishy on the track, make you step back
Owlicious, turn ya head around, get ya neck snapped
Ponies, swagger up high, I respect that
Rep that, brony 'till I die, I protect that
Crept that, up outta the bog like a hydra
Mess with ponies, I'ma make you sit strange; Lyra
Admiras flock to show me their vaginas
Get to apple buckin', make fresh apple cider
Kickin' in the toy aisle, buyin' up the pink {shit}
Singin' Winter Wrap-Up when I walk out with the pink {shit}
Combin' up the hair when I'm stylin' out the pink {shit}
DWAMN! Repetition when I pink spit
Drinkin' that Spiked punch straight out the bottle
Secret Butt Fun when I pop into a plot hole
I'ma Photo Finish on yo face like you a model
Hoof job, makin' that marshmallow vibrato!
[Verse 8: Mic the Microphone]
Mic here, people say they wanna roll with me
Like fanboys flockin' to the G-A-P Trixie
Rhymes so fly, they keep the Wonderbolts lookin'
Goodies in the back room, Cupcakes cookin'
Twilight, magic got me flustered that I'm so hype
Flow right, prankin' on these ponies while I go right
Pushin' for the lead cause you know I'm no phony
Fightin' for the title of Iron Pony
Fly like Derpy, sweet like Bon Bon
Show's on, Fashionista got to get her sew on
Art of the Dress, indecisive cause I don't know
No show, Rarity, pathetic cause she's so low
Chillin' in the orchard, sound so Cocher
Apple buckin' everywhere, this rap is no joke, sir
Fillies with the blank flanks, eager, always gonna say
"Cutie Mark Crusaders gonna find their talent someday"
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 9: Circuitfry]
Gigabytes of art pics, several days of music
KnowYourMeme hits three million views in a tick
Even on the media, spreading love is where it's at
Blaow! I don't know why I did that
Let's have a GET battle with a condition
Rhyming to Pony Swag is now your mission
Improve style, gotta rap until you GET
Multiple numbers, who will take my bet?
Here's round two, gonna do with double doubles
Give it your best shot by maneuvering trouble
You get one little window to take your best shot
It takes all the concentration and eyes, no thought
Check this GET, they call them consecutives
As you can see it goes from nine to seven
Followed by a six, so I click, there's a cry
In the sky and a name that whispers "that was Circuitfry"
[Verse 10: Pogosama]
Pogo 'bout to spit hot, self-taught, made to rock
Gotta gallop, never trot, hit the spot in Canterlot
Bronies all gather round, stomp your hooves to the ground
Vibin' to this pony sound, pump the bass and drop it down
Pony Swag we ridin' dirty
Cross yo eyes, we gettin' Derpy
Gettin' hype for season two, we
All lovin' My Little Pony
Beat buck on the mic so we can ride tight
All night, no end in sight, jam so hot it might ignite
Like glowin' eyees of Twilight, Pinkie laugh to stop the fright
Dashie, Fluttershy flight, AJ, Rarity, and Spike
Gang's all here, the party's bumpin
Flanks and rears shake to the bass thumpin'
Celestia's sun, party's over, it's tragic
Bronies forever, and Friendship is Magic!
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 11: Cooldog74]
About a week ago, ponies was somethin' I didn't know
For all I knew, it was just another whack show
Now I don't think I could survive
Without those ten gigs on my hard drive
My favorite pony would have to be
Rainbow Dash, world's cutest filly
You gotta like her, what's not to love
When you look into the sky and see her soarin' above
Second on the list scorin' pretty high
Would have to be my mane girl Pinkie Pie
Not just cause she knows how to giggle at the ghostly
It's mostly because she don't party slowly
Yo, I'm in the pony zone and I ain't coming alone
I've converted seven already
I hope you're ready
Cause you're gonna join the herd if you haven't already
[Verse 12: Castle]
Argembarger wrote this but he couldn't really rap it
So this is Castle on the mic, confounded pony rhymes to spit
Collaborative friendship on the pony verses so
Now the introduction's over and it's time to start the show
For months now I've been watchin' ponies, readin' pony news
F-5in' on Eq-Daily, contributin' to the page views
Catchin' every bit of content, even stuff Seth missed
It ought to just be said that ponies leave me breathless
I don't care your age or gender, ponies don't discriminate
Everypony wants to know, confounded by the show, why's it so great?
Protip; Vector animation, and the writing is top-rate
Plus the characters and the storyline'll have you staying late
Hasbro and the Faust created this great show we've celebrated
And for season two we've waited, all the while haters hated
And it has been fully stated; to love ponies we are fated
Is it any wonder ponycore is getting elevated?
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 13: CyrilRufus]
Time is never better for a lesson in friendship
Its hip, its crisp, and I'll never let my ponies slip
Hot like Rarity though I'm being kinda tacky
Rippin' through the sky, less like Dashie, more like Ditzy
Celestia and Luna our goddesses and rulers
Show us immortality won't kill your sense of humor
Never better, more than ever ponies make me feel good
You be hatin'? I'll be waitin' until you do what you should
Shut your fuckin' mouth or Twilight's gonna have to shout
Everypony learning what friendship's all about
Ponyville, nice and ill, at the Corner, I get my fill
Pinkie Pie's got muffins coolin' on the window sill
Not insane, tough to blame, but I'm tired of this game
Applejack has got my back and we'll attack until you're in pain
Swag grabbed a beat, got Maros to bring the heat
Cyril steps to the mic, join the fight, to defeat
[Verse 14: GrantTheGersh]
Vinyl Scratch up in this club
Pinkie Pie bouncy to the bass from the sub
Derpy Hooves munching on some muffin grub
Whole place jumpin' to this new rap dub
MC Gersh is up in here 'bout to
Bring the house down but have no fear, cause
When I step up to the mic, everybody gonna cheer
So get ridda that frown and come on near
Cause ponies are the reason and the Brony Legion
That we are all here, so no Trollestia teasin'
As I cruise down the aisles all covered in pink
Cause I searched for miles to find an Applejack
We love and tolerate the worst from the haters
So in the words of Rainbow Dash, so long, see ya later!
We're all probably white, so what, who cares
We all love ponies so put your hooves in the air and say
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 15: DJSmallTalk]
Wow, lookin' 'round at all these rappers
Yet they forgot the brony that makes it all matter
Okay, let me apologize, that sounded pretty mean
But hey, I'm Small Talk, one badass MC
So I was sitting at school waiting for the first bell
When my friend walked up, he was quite overthrilled
He asked me "hey man, I know you like cartoons
But ya checked /b/ and /co/? They got somethin' new"
He opened up his bag, turned on his laptop
Set it on the table for when I looked up
"Naw man, I haven't been there for awhile"
Saw his new background, a pink pony with a smile
I was skeptical at first when he said it was MLP
He said "dude, trust me, go home and take a look, see"
I watched the first eps right when I got home
Now all I can say is I'm glad I found this fandom
[Verse 16: TheSweetestBelle]
TheSweetestBelle is next and I'm gonna drop a track here
Ten seconds flat and the skies are all clear
Sonic Rainboom, Dash is kickin' it in high gear
Fluttershy's in and she's bringin' a mad cheer
Pinkamena Pie, breakin' right on through the fourth wall
Rarity's dressed like she's goin' to a royal ball
Twilight Sparkle breaks out a teleportin' free fall
And Applejack shouts, "let's get this party started, y'all!"
Vinyl Scratch is droppin' beats, playin' out her namesake
Little Spike is rockin' out and diggin' into party cake
Bronies watchin' from the sides, tryin' to find a seat to take
Derpy smacks them all around, they're givin' her a headache
The guest of honor's trottin' up through the front door
Her badass tones leave you wishin' that you had more
A blank-flank now but she's so fuckin' hard core
Sweetie best pony, do I even need to say more?
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 17: Metajoker]
I spend every second watchin' ponies on my laptop
I fell right into the awesome pony trap, I'm
Clappin', sing along with Winter Wrap-Up
I'm going to the Gala, but first I'm gonna rap
Sup, I'm a brony, I watch the show, the
Best thing I've ever seen on a Dell or a Sony
You say that it's gay, but hey, I don't fret
If you hatin', I bet you ain't seen it yet
You've got a motorcycle? This show's got dragons
Ponies on adventures like Bilbo Baggins
Yeah, I'm taggin, along for the ride, and
Whatever crap I get for it I'll take in stride
I'm tolerating, loving the shit out of you
Gotta show the magic that friendship can do
Cause MLP is manly shit, and
I could watch it all again in just one sittin'
[Verse 18: ProjectFailSing]
You never guess what happened to me today
One of my homies called and he said to me "hey!"
He told me that he was a brony too
And his favorite pony has the color blue
I said "yeah man, ponies are the shit
And I also like Rainbow Dash quite a bit
But the best of the best is Applejack
I mean, apple bucking, how cool is that"
He looked at me and said "what, Rainbow Dash?
She's not the coolest one, she never get my cash
I rather like it great and powerful
It's Trixie, so magical"
"Well, that's like, your opinion, man
I'm not that big one of a Trixie fan
And I think she looks a little bit like a witch
But whatever, dawg, love and tolerance, bitch!"
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 19: Desktop1030]
One Zero Three Zero gettin' on this track here
All y'all sayin' that these ponies are mad queer
Take a step back as I kick it into high gear
Flames like Spike, gonna make these letters disappear
Show be hoppin' all night, magic like Twilight
Never stop to show my sleight, I'm about to bring the fight
Haters better watch it, I be Dashin' like Rainbow
Don't see me comin' I'ma hit you with this mad flow
High speed, low drag, Brony creed; Pony Swag
Spittin' hot, never stop, not until we hit the top
Canterlot, big shot, pardons for the weak spot
Ain't no SB, just another MC
Gilda's wanna try me? I've already forseen
You gonna be an amputee, you whinin' like Rarity
Bronies be my homies, fly like a pegasus
All the other phonies never gonna match dis
[Verse 20: MovieMajic]
Sittin' in my circle, ridin' into Ponyville
Brony time, no crime, time to get my pony fill
Never still, feeling Pinkie Keen, gotta twitchy tail
Derpy Hooves dropping postal items like I exhale
Coming down from Cloudsdale like a born pegasus
Fluency in being fly, I grab the mic and clear the sky
EQD, Ponychan, season one marathon
PMV, phew! MLP comsumes my search bar
Just try and knock this; haters spew crock myths
Parade 'em out of town cause Pinkie Pie's gonna rock it
Twilight's learning, Fluttershy's out to play
Rainbow flying, Rarity, and apple buck with AJ
Season two on the way, season one still hype
Friendship as magic as the words I spit in the mic
Sorry Nightmare Moon, no eternal night
Bronies on an upsurge with no end in sight
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
[Verse 21: Swagberg]
This is for my bronies, ain't no phony
Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey
O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies
Shit, it's all love, every pony's a homie
Comely to homely, killing 'em in rode-
-os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney
Sonic Rainboom blowing big up on the Sony
Ponies! Don't fuck with 'em, you can blow me
Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted
Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie
Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed
BLAOW, all my syllables are toasty
Equestrian swag, oy, tards, it's a new type
No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype
Owlicious quill coin bars in the moonlight
Cutie mark; six-point star with a boom mic
[Verse 22: Ibringdalulz]
Eeyup, Lulz bringin', rippin' the track, rewind
And bring it back, back with another
Rap rapid attack so ya better cover your flank
You're pretty exposed, you act an apple and I'll act
An Applejack and buck you with my flow
There is no other show that can match with this
The ponies, the bronies, all around the globe, my homies
Goin' easy on the couch watching at home
Check the TV, watch the Dashie, blow up that
Sonic Rainboom, she does it so easy (so easy!)
And now her haters are never hatin' again
Man that's some of the most tolerant revenge
I've ever seen on the big screen
So addicted so I'll watch again
And watch it again, and again, and again
Rinse my eyes, repeat the rhymes and watch 'em again, them
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
[Break: Mic the Microphone]
Wait! There's more. Now, I know what you're thinking; you could only use sixteen bars. But I made this because of you. If you wanna blame anyone for this right now, then I'm going to blame YOU, Lulz, okay, I blame YOU
[Verse 23: Mic the Microphone]
Sometimes it's kinda hard to find your place
Question your skill and your talent; sadness on your face
You wonder if you got the skill to keep up the pace
You bail out cause you're scared; such a big disgrace
You stay down cause you're scared of being ridiculed
Don't want those voices on the net making fun of you
You go to sleep, always wonderin' what ya could've been
Had you took a leap of faith and let it really begin
Then one day you see a crew makin' somehin' sick
You hop on board, feel the beat, start your rhymes and spit
And then you see what ya got, people screamin' so loud
Wantin' more of your shit; you're so fuckin' proud
See that guy once was me, I was scared to death
Of goin' hard; hesitant, just want to make the bet
But here I am with my crew; I feel right at home
The Pony Swag, lemme see that I'm never alone
[Chorus: Swagberg]
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (swag)
Swag swag swag swag
Swag swag swag swag
