The C.K. Dyad - Chin and the Boys Cypher 2015 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Chin of Adidas]
Welcome to Chin and the Boys
Or as you may know us better as
Slice and the Assorted Breads
We're bred for this stuff
Keep going
Keep going
Keep going

[Verse 1: Chin of Adidas]
When I pull up with the squad
Everybody's getting robbed
We've got Zach McDowell
And he's a heartthrob
Mister McLadykiller
Watch your girl
Or he's gonna steal her
Not many are realer
Then theres Lebron
Who's dunking on the game
Alley-ooping his way
To conquer the day
His three point shots
Never go astray
And when he leaves the place
You're gonna remember his face
Next on the list
Is the only Rambo
He's dark skin
But he looks kind tan though
He goes *sker sker*
Whipping the lambo
He wants you
More than Uncle Sam yo
Continuing the story
The top dog Plumalin
He's so fly
He's coming in
Like a jet
Getting you wet
Like a fish
It's so delish
We got my boy Bass drop
Who really hates that
He hates all those hoes
Which really blows
And that's really gross
But all I knows
Is he's one of the pros
And that always shows
Then there's the Rebel Pitt
Whose always making hits
Cooks hot rhymes
With his oven mitts
Is there anyone who deserves
More respect?
I don't know man

[Verse 2: MC Dowell]
I'm MC Dowell
Not MC Donalds
Drinking so much alcohol
All I got is empty bottles
Yung McDowell
I'm releasing my bowel
You say wow
As I let out a growl
You might say
I resemble a cow
But I plant
More seeds than I plow
Chin gives you a grimace
I just give you a scowl
Go throw in the towel
You are looking very foul

[Verse 3: Lebronning Spree]
Popping a three
It's Lebronning Spree
Better than Kobe
Yep that's me
I'm at the top of my game
So get out my lane
You can call me insane
But I've got a big brain
I'm the main shot caller
And still the top baller
My ego's getting bigger
While I'm getting taller
You're just a little kid
Who keeps getting smaller
Don't mess with me
Or you'll lose a follower

[Verse 4: Rambo Hornbeast]
It's Rambo time
When I land those rhymes
Horns of the beast
But I'm a man no lie
There's only one me
And there's only one you
I'll be funny
While you're a buffoon
I won't cut the cheez
But I'll do as I please
I have swag with ease
That's why they call me Rameez
I'm the best there is
Check out my wordplay
I know you heard me man

[Verse 5: Plumalin]
I'm plumalin
Yes I'm coming in
Catch me rummagin'
In your garbage
You boutta get a pummelin'
Smack down of the century
Don't mention me
Or you're gonna get shot
You know what I got
The Queen's army
You can't harm me
Unless your made of magic
That's the only thing that hurts me
You are very thirsty

[Verse 6: Ryan Bassdrop]
Coming in hot
It's the bass drop
You may be shocked
But I'm trying to talk
I'm with a thot
Or maybe not
It's just Nicolette
And she got shot
By me with my gat
Yes I did that
I'm an OG
And that's why you know me
All these people
Are so far below
While you're down there
You might as well blow me

[Verse 7: Rebel Pitt]
I'm the rebel
And I'm here for the revel
I'm Nelson Mandevil
So get on my level
You can't surpass me
I'm just too classy
But I'm also buff
And I like to fight rough
Power and responsibility
Those are my middle names
I have three
But the other I can't name
But that's our secret
I hope you'll keep it
I'm going super Saiyan
I'm gonna unleash it

[Verse 8: The King Claw]
The Force Awakens
Obi Won Kenobi
My name is King Claw
But y'all already know me
I'm the king of the squad
And the best example
You think you're better than me?
Well you'll probably get trampled
Size thirteen shoe
That's bigger than you
You wanna kill me?
A hair trigger will do
In high school
You're supposed to lose friends
But you can't lose family
Especially not Chin's
We're all so close
Spending time at the lake
Well except for me
Because all y'all fake
This isn't a squad
It's a fucking Jew Group
Screw you guys
I'll go find a new group
I know I said family
But I was freaking lying
You know how many nights
I spent freaking crying
I'm done with this group
And I'm done with the squad
I'm Super-Man
And you're Gorilla Grodd
I'm the Green Arrow
And you're a brick wall
I don't care how strong I am
I'm only six freaking feet tall
Go easy on me, consider my feelings
Take me into consideration
Before I throw you through the ceiling
I'll kill all of you
I don't care who you are
You can go drown yourself
Or get hit by a car