The Doppelgangaz - Shit Rock [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Matter ov Fact]
Ay yo, it's time for a confession
It's best if I just testify
For years of going in on myself
I've been desensitized
Your shorty down for sessions
Yo and she got some friends with thighs
But on the spot I'm good for thinking of some defensive lines
I say, yo baby girl, let's not make this a spectacle
Your nose is out of place
Plus, your face is asymmetrical
And look at them chesticles, eh, I'm feel to smother, hun
Eh, one of them is slightly smaller than the other one
How am I supposed to be performing under these conditions?
I been hit up the doctor, yo
I been filled out prescriptions
I took them joints so long I started developing a resistance
It's like playing discus with a tear in your meniscus
But yo, I'm getting women, wishing me the best of wishes
And play me shorties sending me some messages with pictures
Talking about your majesty, here's the digits, let me take a stab at
Defying the laws of gravity and defying the laws of physics

[Hook]
Lets get home, get high, get wine
Get schnapps, recline, in time
Get mine, get knocked
It's fine, but mid top, this dime just slit, ai'ght?
Oh, shit, got red light
Gonna get my shit rock
I'm gonna get my shit rock
A nigga gonna get his shit rock

[Verse 2: EP]
Ay yo shorty living in Mont Clare
Got Mont Clare, Mont Blanc, Conair
Blowing her hair by the armoire, in the armchair
44G brazier, holding a pair
Of the most rare, coveted pair
Shaped fair, skin twins up in the air
A couple of grams of snort, up in the ??
Plans abort when she take out the cans and let
Both of my hands support
Random thought: if this chick spayed for real-ly
I spray up the club though she got preyed to Willie
Feel me? She go wherever the god goes
Spa go to the Tahoe, she feening for the ??
I'm leaning for the console, scheming on her tonsils
She wanna get frisky, but I can't get off on the whiskey
Not even half chubbed, shriveled like out of the bath tub
She laughed, shrugged, giggled and told me pack up
Shorty let's back up and let's try it again
But I can't pretend a player won't cry in the end

[Hook]