The Dragon Gamez - Mario's Dilemma: A Super Mario Bros. Rap [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Someone - Peach]
Mario!

[JJ712 - Mario]
Ugh... C'mon Princess, do you think I'm stupid?
You wanna stay safe, but somehow you fuckin' blew it
I'm really really tired of saving you, you always get kidnapped
I swear, if you get taken once more, your gonna get a fuckin' slap
I always go kill fuckin' mushrooms and turtles
While you're off sucking on Bowser's little squirtle
C'mon Princess, why don't you have any more fuckin' forces
What does Bowser do, put some horseshoes on your horses?
You never get tired of riding on my warp pipe
So what's the difference? Bowser isn't your type
You get taken more than fuckin' Princess Zelda
I always come princess, but you never did when I called ya
What's so fascinating about Bowser's piranha plant?
I'm pretty sure it's smaller than a motherfucking ant

[Dragon - Bowser]
Ha! You motherfucking bitch, I'm strong and spooky
You have never 1-Upped in Princess Peach's tanooki
I give her my mega mushroom whenever I take her
Her buns are so good, they're
Not made by a baker
She gets me horny in two motherfucking ways
And you die 50 billion times in only two days
She sucks on my bullet bill and she really likes it
I always burst my question block whenever she tries to bite it
So, you little bitch, run home to your Luigi
Peach is where she fuckin' belongs, with me!

[Someone - Peach]
Oh, oh, two guys going at a clash
One with horns and one with a moustache
Who's gonna be my man? You two decide
Which ever one wins gets to ride my behind

[JJ712 - Mario]
Bowser, you little bitch you run on flash and not java
How come you're not dead when you're swimming in the lava
I'll use my fire balls to fucking bust your ass
You should always die first, and never die last
I'll make you run away like a dismounted Yoshi
My star invincibility wil make you fuckin' die quickly
I'll jump on you from the sky after I climb some vines
Princess Peach will be back in her castle in no time

[Dragon - Bowser]
You fucking bitch, you will die
I'm gonna shoot you with fire to the motherfucking sky
I will waste all your 1-ups, you won't get 100 coins
You will get a fucking hammer to the motherfucking groin
What are you doing? Don't step on that
You gotta be a faggot like a fucking rat--
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[JJ712 - Mario]
Fuck you you little bitch!

[Someone - Toad]
Thanks Mario, but the Princess is in another castle!

[JJ712 - Mario]
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITCH!!! Ugh. Shiiiiiiiiiit

[Someone - Toad]
Totally pranked you biiiitch! You beat the fucking game

[JJ712 - Mario]
Fuck yeah!
Wait... Where's Peach?