The Guild - (Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar (feat. Felicia Day) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?

Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
You'll never see my actual face
Our love, our love will be in virtual space (oh oh)

I'm craving to emote with you (oh oh)
So many animations I can do (oh oh)
Be anything you want me to be (oh oh)
Come on, come on and share a potion with me

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar?

You can type commands
I've got slots for what I hold in my hands
Don't care what's in your character bank
How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank 'n spank (oh oh)

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys (oh oh)
Here, in cyberspace, there's no disease (oh oh)
Pick a time, send a tell to me (oh oh)
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar?

Single white human
Looking for group
My stats so high
Don't be out of the loop

Got an uber leet staff
That you can equip
Close your mouths up ladies
This is pure nerd-nip

I'm a pixel-based fantasy
A man who is stoic
I hack and slash
Who the heck is more heroic?

Check me out
Cloth armor fits me like a glove
Just twitter a time
I'm be ready for love

Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
I'm better than a real world quest
You'll touch my plus five to dexterity vest (oh oh)

What role do you wanna play? (oh oh)
I'm just a click away night or day (oh oh)
And if you think I'm not the one (oh oh)
Log off, log off and we'll be done

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar?

Do you wanna date my avatar?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my avatar?

Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Do you wanna date my avatar?