There's a lot of misinformation floating around about the operation that killed Osama bin Laden - so we will set the record straight this evening
Robert Foster:
Hello, and welcome to the show
This is rap news with that Juice it's essential to know
And while churnalists claim to be first with the news
We prefer to learn, discern, and turn up first with the truth
So, without further ado, we're starting by charting
The alleged last gasp of Osama Bin Laden
We ask the tough question most pundits are dodging
What happened in Abbottabad on that morning?
And joining us, regular guests on the news feed
The Pentagon's General Baxter - and Terrence Moonseed
Gentlemen, welcome. We'll begin with you, General
How's the general atmosphere there at the Pentagon?
General Baxter:
Incredible, this is just an enviable victory
The USA has made an indelible entry in history
A decade since nine eleven we found bin Laden
And got justice for the 3000 Americans that died then
His crime and infamy have been erased and healed
Framed and sealed thanks to the bravery of the US Navy Seals
Way to kill!
Robert Foster:
Tell us how it went down, the actual sequence
General Baxter:
SEAL team six hit the compound, it was battle stations
They found Osama armed with a Muslamic raygun
Shot him in the face and ... What's that, no raygun?
Uh, well, then he used his wife as a human shield and
... What , that didn't happen either? Ok, well then they shot him and took pic...
... Took no pictures... And buried him according to Muslamic scriptures
In the ... Sea?! Yes in the ...sea
Uh, and the President was or was not watching the live feed
Robert Foster:
An extraterritorial hit?!
General Baxter:
The world's in our grip
Now our jurisdiction extends over all of it
So who's next for Shock and Awesome judgement?
Amadenijibad? Al Akawi? Assange: we're coming!
Robert Foster:
Was Osama worth it?
General Baxter:
Yeah, he was worth it
We only lost 6000 more Americans to murk him
But I didn't like how we treated his corpse; he's no hero
I'd a hanged drawn and quartered him at Ground Zero
Where the 19 hijackers...
Terrence Moonseed:
Lies, Baxter! there were no hijackers
It was a demolition, a Reichstag on
The twin towers by the twin powers of Bush and Cheney;
Bin Laden wasn't in charge of mushing planes in
In fact the planes didn't even exist
They were blue beam holograms projected to increase the mist
Plead the fifth, but thermite dust sits on the curb
And Building Seven is evidence that it's so absurd
General Baxter:
You Internet nerd, Osama did it!
Terrence Moonseed:
Distrust every word!
General Baxter:
This is our finest hour, justice has been served
Robert Foster:
'Justice', General, that's an interesting word to choose
General Baxter:
We're a Nation of Laws, what other word would you use?
Robert Foster:
Assassination, slaughter?
General Baxter:
He's a legitimate military target, a murderer
Robert Foster:
But what about the precedent set at Nuremberg?
General Baxter:
Nurem-what?
Robert Foster:
After the holocaust and six million dead
America stayed the hand of vengeance and, instead
Nazi leaders were rounded up and...
General Baxter:
Tortured?
Robert Foster:
Uh, no...
General Baxter:
Water boarded?
Terrence Moonseed:
Hired by NASA
Robert Foster:
No! brought to Court to be tried for crimes against humanity
Then executed
General Baxter:
What a tragedy
Please, eurofag dont history lesson me!
Dont you get it? The true sign of a supremacy
Is who gets to decide at each given minute
When the rule of law is applied and when it's suspended
You can't spell justice without the US and it's
Called justice cause it's just us that's justified
In judging just cause just wars and just evidence
Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us
And end up at the bottom of the ocean like bin Laden
Terrence Moonseed:
Pfft, Osama isn't dead or if he is, he died in two thousand
This thing's rotten! No death certificate or public evidence, man
He's prolly kicking back on a island on a CIA pension plan
General Baxter:
Watch it, hippy, or get double tapped like Geronimo
Robert Foster:
That reminds me: why this codename, Geronimo?
Terrence Moonseed:
Geronimo!? that's Osama's code name? Let the truth be known
This reeks of the Masons and the Skull and Bones
It's a secret society of elite Yale students
Who stole the skull of the apache chief and they use it
In occult dark rituals like pagan Druids
Worshipping Satan, Lucifer, Cain and Judas
The truth is they're the ones who owned Osama
And got the pharaoh plasma to clone Obama
They're ruthless, they planned this end game
To coincide with the May Day pagan festival of Beltane
A fertility ritual with blood sacrifice
And Adolph Hitler's suicide dates match precise
That's a device to pledge and bow
To the true rulers of the earth, and renew the wedding vowsThat's why Obama HAARPooned Japan creating the waves to hit 'em and
Prince Reptilian was married to Satan in the form of Kate Middleton
I ain't kidding with you when I'm yelling the truth the illuminati's on the throne
And that's the real reason they call Osama 'Geronimo'!
General Baxter:
It's a perfectly good code name, what's wrong with you?
Robert Foster:
I see many native Americans consider it dishonourable
To have their hero, ancestor and leader
Associated with terrorism and Al Qaeda
It all seems like an appalling error
General Baxter:
It wasn't an error; this right here is the war on terror
And it's a continuation of the nineteenth century
Campaign we had to wage to liberate the territory
Of the united states from the redskin savages
Who also hid in caves and kept on attacking us
Because they hated our civilised ways
Our Christianity, whiteness and slaves
Robert Foster:
Weren't the Apache defending their lands from the invasion of whites?
General Baxter:
They started it, Bob, get your history right
Same with Al Qaeda, we didn't pick this fight
So, you see, the Geronimo analogy is tight
Robert Foster:
Alright, thank you both for your ...interesting views
Little wonder there's such confusion in the news
When we can scarcely agree on historical narratives
Is there any mystery that we live in diverging realities?
The tides of amnesia seem to be rising like the oceans
Unchecked by mass media that are steadily corroding
More concerned with the rush to make headlines by 5
Than helping us discern the facts from the lies
But there's a rival tide, an equal and opposite tur
NA yearning to read between official lines that have blurred
I'm reassured by the many who were plainly disturbed
And who questioned the way in which 'justice was served'
If it was served, it can be served to us just the same
So what brand of justice do we want done in our name?
Leaving you now with that thought in your mind
Robert Foster for Juice Media, proud to ignore deadlines
