The Mad Conductor - Porchmen [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse One: MC Devlin]
I keep my clothes in a casket
I sleep on a mattress
The only suitcase that I own is a basket
I talk politics with unruly Chinamen
I like my water a third oxygen and two parts hydrogen
I'm on a mission
I don't got no time to be talking about my shoes
The fresh white ones with the black and red stripes
Hey yo I drop mics like a scratch of head lice-
Not once in my life
Yeah I fixed the poles with the monkey wrench
Foul emcees getting kicked off the johnny bench
If they're around using secret identities
These clad beast emcees are my enemies
Me I might take a trip to Danbury, Connecticut
And eat cranberries just for the heck of it, 'cous
Yeah

[Verse Two: MC Devlin]
I stay in line like candy dots
Cause everything I got's organized like Annie pots
I sleep outside and get abducted by illegal aliens
I eat Mexican food made by authentic Mexicans
MC liberated Ireland
I'm never violent
Because I ate a billion B vitamins and now I got a complex
I leave slews of clues for emcees with no context
In the Adirondacks, a whole handful of metal thumbtacks
Couldn't pin me down and that's a fact
So ask Egon how I traveled beyond 96 eons in a paintless Neon
My brain's got channels like Cobain had flannels
The train had vandals and windows with panes, as with stains, got panels
I bought the book on how to interpret my dreams