[Chorus: Mariah and Morgan]
Yo, bitch, smell it!
(Ah-ha, ah-ha)
Yo, faggot, smell it!
(Ah-ha, ah-ha)
Yo, nigger, smell it!
(Ah-ha, ah-ha)
Yo, bitch, smell it!
Smell my fart!
[Verse 1: Mariah]
It stinks like a bitch and it shoots like a dart
Some may be grossed out, but I'd call it an art
They're gettin' kind of wet, so pray it's not a shart
Yeah, motherfucker, I'm talking about my motherfucking farts
That's right, fag, you've got your nose buried in my ass
Cause you motherfucking live for my motherfucking gas
You don't do nothin' but sniff it all day
Cause a slave-faggot's life is all work and no play
While its Mistress sits on her big, fat ass
Eating her burritos and increasing in mass
A fart smells best when you've gone on a quest
To eat food gassier than all of the rest
Bitch, I only eat at Chipotle and Taco Bell
That's solely to make your faggot life a livin' hell
And when I'm clogged with indigestion, you'll wipe up my shit
That's the Sitters life, motherfucker!
I'm lovin' it!
[Verse 2: Sarah]
Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas
You're lickin' that shit out my motherfuckin' ass
Ass-sniffin' is a motherfuckin' slavin' task
'Specially when I fart in a fucking gas mask!
I know this shit'll probably leave you brokenhearted
But you can't breathe nothin' but the air in which I've farted
Rub-a-dub-dub, cause I'm overeatin' grub
Gettin' my fuckin' ass fuckin' fattened up
I'm in the two-hundreds now, bitch, I ain't gonna stop
*long fart noise*
Shit, faggotbreath, that shit won't be topped!
Cause now you're sniffin' and whiffin' because I've got all the power
You smell the enchiladas, tacos, garlic, cauliflower
You better fuckin' believe that my farts are fuckin' classy
I just guzzled some milk
Damn, that shit makes me gassy!
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Jordan]
Your ass is nearly two-hundred pounds smaller than me
They say the best shit in life is the shit that comes free
Well, that saying's kinda funny, because you know it costs money
To gas my ass up, now prepare to sniff it, honey!
Put some milk in the sunlight and soil it
Then I drink it, now I'm on the fucking toilet
My asshole's a rollercoaster and you just bought a ticket
I'm gonna shit my fucking brains out and then you're gonna lick it!
Yuck, look at that shit, bitch, it's brownish-green
And I think it's got some little bits of food in between
Quit gaggin', this shit probably causes you arousal
Now open up wide so you can get yourself a mouthful!
Nose-plugs in my nostrils so I can't smell the shit that I created
But this faggot'd probably wanna date it
Cause he's sexually attracted to my fecal matter
Smush it all in his face until it's smattered and splattered
Then I fart in his hair to add insult to injury
*wet fart noise*
Goddamn! That's the best fucking fart I've ever gassed out in history
[Verse 4: Keteri]
Smack, smack, a-smackity, smack
My ass pounds in your face and eat my fuckin' ass-crack
Lick it clean, all in between the seams
This is the hottest motherfucking ass you've ever seen!
You wanna marry it and fuck it right until the end of time
A dream for you would be to hear our wedding bells chime
You really yearn to be Mr. and Mrs. Keteri's gas
You're now fag and wife! You may now kiss the ass!
Oh, nigger, I'll sit on your face 'til it turns black and blue
Don't forget about your nut-sack! I'll sit on them too
And I'll save the sludgiest fart so it's directly in your eyes
Then I'll pop your fucking head off in between my thighs
I'll fart in your face, I'll spray you with mace
Face it, fag, you're now runnin' in the rat race
You only live to lick my ass, farts, poops, and a-sweat
Aw, fuck, I don't care for you!
Maybe I'll smother you to death
[Chorus]
[Verse 5: Hunter]
Pissin' and shittin', fartin' and burpin'
And all this fucker's doin' is fuckin' lickin' and slurpin'
He'll kiss my ass to death if it's my command
The fucker fuckin' folds to all of my demands
For my luscious ass, he'll bend over backward
Cause he knows that he's a slave and I'm his motherfuckin' master
He'll take all of the pain, no matter how bad the pain is
He'll even suck a piece of shit right out of my anus
It's the good life I'm livin', it's a great way to be
I use the faggot's mouth as a toilet seat
It don't matter shit how bad it stinks, he'll always fuckin' swallow
And so many Plops and Sits have made his fuckin' head hollow!
He's basically retarded, yeah, a mongoloid
When my ass is annoyed, the nigger gets destroyed
I'm fuckin' twelve feet tall in comparison to this midget
Goddammit! Quit movin', faggot-face! I hate it when you fidget!
[Bridge: Morgan]
Lick my ass apart
Sniff my every fart
Lick my ass apart
Even when I shart
Life is fuckin' hell for a motherfuckin' nigger
He says I may as well shoot him, pull the motherfuckin' trigger
[Verse 6: Morgan]
I ain't pullin' a trigger, I wanna make a bitch suffer
As every day goes by, the shit gets rougher and rougher
Lookin' back at the ol' days, I'm quite amazed
We should've been much fuckin' harder on his face
We were candy-asses, but now he licks our asses like candy
Havin' a house-nigger is so motherfuckin' handy
Any fuckin' shit you need for fuckin' all eternity
The asses that he licks are so motherfuckin' sandy
Cause I haven't had a shower in almost a year
Anything to fuckin' worsen shit for the queer
A cocksucking homosexual is all that he is
Did I mention that he has a damn tiny penis?
It's so small I could squish it with the pinch of my thumb
All the asses to the head have made the faggot fuckin' dumb
Suck my shit, or my farts, yes, my ass or my clit
That's the Sitter's life, motherfucker!
Holy shit, I'm lovin' it!
[Chorus]
[Fadeout bridge]
