TheBearJew - High Thoughts Pt. 2 - Weds, Oct 15th, 2014 "Holy Shit I think I have A.D.D" [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I realized I am aware of this project when I get high. I hope it doesn't change the way I think or the way I note. I want this to stay organic.

*I turned on the television, put on Conan, it was a commercial.

Damn Shaq Looks like he is tired of being Shaq. It seems as if he is playing the character of Shaq and his voice in real life, is quite different. He looks like he is thinking "I am tired, oh so tired".

*Conan is back on

The Guest on Conan has no personality, he always seems so serious and can't understand humor. It's probably because he is British, not the Ricky Gervais kind.

This guy doesn't seem to ever know whats going on. I bet women just flock to him and he is always confused. "I don't get it... I go out in public, beautiful women just talk to me, I don't know why, then I wake up in a random bed, because I am boring and beautiful".

The clip he used to promote the movie is even worse. I swear, I blacked out in the middle of him talking, looked back up and thought it was a commercial for some shitty jeans. That's how boring he was.

He's talking about doing his own stunts. I love when actors say they do their own stunts. This didn't really seem to be an action movie, which made me want to star in a movie like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", just so I could say I did my own stunts.

The band is now playing. I attempted to Shazaam the song due to its catchiness. My Shazaam just told me I was watching Conan. This scared me, he even looked like big brother in the shazaam.

The song was going great, until the guitar solo began. My first thought was, "Is this one of those times where I like a song, think its good and don't realize its shitty?" Those are so embarrassing.

The band's personality was more boring than the guest's. It was like Conan boned his show booker's wife. Conan put his work in on this show today.

Conan is trying to make small talk with the band, while the show credits roll. He is asking the guitar player what type of guitar he plays. It's probably his standard go-to question, which he asks musicians, when he doesn't have anything to talk to them about.

Some show with courtney cox came on. Why do people watch sitcoms, where people talk unlike anyone in real life? They have such a bad cadence. You can tell how bad a show is by the cadence.

I gotta change this show.

This show is amazing, all the women have the exact same face, they must see the same doctor. Women look so much better naturally.

I find it funny, these people are on television because people find them relatable, as if my best friends moms are walking around with tummy tucks and a face that looks like it got sprayed in the face with a lemon juice... And if lemon juice was made 100% out of U.V. rays.

*A commercial for Family Guy aired

Seth Macfarlane's jokes scream, "You never had sex with me in my predominantly white (so i fear minorities) high school, which is why I hate women... I'll show you all, but I still want you to like me".

*My attention span wandered, I am now on Facebook

Some girl on Facebook says she believes in the laws of attraction and posted some Mercedes she is going to "attract" for her next car. I hope realizes she is attracting massive debt and a bank loan.

Her friend said lease because its cheaper. I want to tell her how horrible an idea that is and this is why our country is in trouble. People fall for that shit all the time. At this moment I realize how Jewish I am. Always remember a business is never doing you any favors even though it seems as if.

*Facebook made me sad I am going to bed