Third Eye Blind - Non-Dairy Creamer [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Third Eye Blind]

They call it KFC
Cause its not really chicken
Hot cheetos for breakfast
Make a young student sick
And did you ever think someone's tricking you
And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and alas
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately
Cause we sure do need 'em
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom

[Hook: Third Eye Blind]

So what's it gonna be
Are you real to me
Or are you non-dairy creamer

[Verse 2: Third Eye Blind]

A new love is burning up for me
Cause one in four American girls has an STD
And you can buy yourself some implants
But you can't buy a soul that never launched
With your chest popped out
What are you so afraid about
With your chest popped out
What are you so afraid about
What are you so afraid of
What are you so afraid of

[Hook: Third Eye Blind]

[Verse 3: Third Eye Blind]

And two gay guys got married
That brought the family to its knees
How did they blow this to smithereens
Just a couple of queens
How did they do it I'll tell you now
They brought marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits
It's two young gay Republicans
Young gay Republicans
Young gay Republicans
Young gay Republicans

[Hook: Third Eye Blind] x2

[Outro: Third Eye Blind]

Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished