Tobuscus - Viral song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Look at little tim tim
Tryin' to write a viral song
He looks a little lost
Guess I could help him along

What you got, Tim Tim?
Aaahh! My door!
Never mind that, Tim
I've come to help, you won't regret it

Just follow the recipe
And gather the ingredients
Pick a topic people
Talk about on social media

Don't violate the terms of service
Or your vid will be deleted
Also, make a catchy chorus
Something that can be repeated:

Cats, cats, laughing babies
People falling, hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies
Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies

Put a lot of words in one verse
Careful to enunciate it
Sing multiple layers
It helps if you animate it

What do you mean? Animate it?
Um, what do you mean, "What do I mean?"
You said animated, what do you mean by that?
(No, No, No) (I don't think I said that at all.)
Yeah, I think you definitely said that
No, I think I'd remember if I said that, for sure, definitely
Well what'd you say?
Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh...

Cats, cats, laughing babies
People falling, hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies
Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies

Put a lot of words in one verse
Careful to enunciate ((Slurred)) it
Say something educational
So parents let their kids play-it

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?)
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!)
D-D-D Did you know that? (No...)

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?)
[Ha!] Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?)
D-D-D Did you know that? (I, I said no, I said no...no....)

It's ok, Tim, nobody blames you
Most people don't know the truth about the cashew
But now you do so next time you go to the playground
Have everybody gather around and
Tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you....
TELL EM'!

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (That's right)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit!?
D-D-D Did you know that? Noooooo!

SING IT!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
AGAIN!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
LOUDER!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
D-D-D Did you know that? NO!

Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house!
No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help
I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.)
Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna upload this to iTunes
But I thought this was MY viral song!
You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral;
It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself
And that's why I charged you 500 dollars
We didn't agree on 500 dollars!
AAhhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying