Tobythepriest - '77 Coupe [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: tobythepriest]

I see nothing but the cherry in the night sky
And I'm a nice guy, I like to fight crime
Crime fighting, time traveling little Caucasian
Who makes plans to conquer the world in his mom's basement
Me and Landon in the back with a battle ax
Drink a little bit, slicing everybody's Adam's apple
I start laughing watching Landon while he's slapping ass
End her fuckin' life if she wanna try and slap him back
Stumble in, comin' in, wonderin' around the block
Find a purple blade and a note up on the counter top
Pick it up and read it when I'm feeling undefeated
While my old self stands right behind me with a sniper's Glock
I wanna die before I'm 60
Ain't nobody gonna miss me
And then some cold air hits me
Now I'm a gypsy, searching for Agatha Christie
Fuck I'm tired, kinda shook
I'm on the couch eatin' cookies, reading comic books
Crawl around on all fours trying to find a plug
Put a fork in it, make it wetter than an aquaduct
People mad cause I'm feeding kids designer drugs
I think she's great, motherfuck what my momma does
It's none ya business, I'm the king of bloody stitches
Play a whole game of soccer while standing in one position, but
When the blood runs down the cheek
I can't help but remember that the taste was sweet
Drink a bunch of fuckin' gas cause I'm afraid to sleep
And stay away from the fire cause it makes me think
I'm face to face with Satan's face, and it makes me shake
Deeper lines than a razor makes
I travel straight through time at a racer's pace
Say a Hail Mary right before I waste the place
Spazzmatic, listening to Black Sabbath
Looking up to a bunch of fuckin' crack addicts
Chat room with my cracked glasses
And my demeanor kinda haphazard
I drink until I get the hiccups
I won't ever amount to shit, but it's a


[Bridge: tobythepriest]

77 cruiser when I'm driving to the future
Coach a team of murderers, assigning all the shooters
Speak in different tongues when I'm talking to Medusa
Now I'm crashing into stars in a drunken fuckin' stuper


[Verse 2: tobythepriest]

Oh shit, it feels so good
Walking through the cane fields like a soul should
Don't even fuck with me in Pokemon bitch
I'll send him out and rock throw you with a fuckin' Onyx
Rhyme is impractical, but factual shit
I climax when I'm attacking your kids
I don't think the shit's sadistic but it actually is
And I won't stop til I see a fuckin' crack in the ribs
Slap your whole entourage with a handful of jizz
Fuckin' amping these kids to do a handful of 'cid
Cover the smell of fear with some candles and shit
No sympathy from me, are you kidding me?
I play the lead violin in Hell's symphony, literally