UG - A$$hole [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Where the condom at niggas fucking up, up im Donald Trump, you Donald Duck
And it’s duck hunt meets double dutch guess what I see lunch
Fuck your fork who said eat, fuck your dreams who said sleep
Fuck your thoughts who said think, we jump up at ‘em who said blink 182

No 187 ride on ‘em on the avenue all my fuckin’ vaginal
Watch I check you no pap smear
Pap pap that’s how I spit like I’m off the shits no laxatives
Better puff a cig ‘n relax a bit before we teach a old dog some new tricks

Lifes a bitch, play possum fuck you mean
On bullshit like where Rose be don’t cross me even if you had a rosary
Santa Claus I’m somewhere the hoes be stop holding me
Down as if you was gravity I’m gradually a casualty you casually be raggedy

I’m somewhere that ya girl cat be, in her pants
She must be the QB the way I’m sackin’ she
New kid in class actin’ a ass in front of faculty
These fags try to tackle me get off of me that shit dead, coffin sheesh often she

She say my dick is awkward well I think you should just enjoy it bitch
She mad because my dick is as crooked remind of her of Rod Blagojevich
Interview then employ ya bitch, build up then destroy ya bitch
If Dora the Explorer through my pockets then I’ll straight deport the bitch

They smoking on that dope like power’s out they get candle lit
Cancer sticks nicotine this nigga teen is crashin’ shit
Pop lock out hops bops errands the way we ran a chick
Racks on racks on racks, oh bomb a stripper, I Iraq the bitch

Throw my fingers up clearly I don’t give a fuck
Niggas lames, bitch it’s back to ballin’ fuck Rogaine
Y’all gassin like propane I’mma come with the pump
Pump through the front or the back mean u cunts getting fucked
Give a fuck nigga what watch a nigga get jumped

You gon’ need good luck Chuck with a nunchuck and as much
Guns as wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck would nigga I’m that good nigga
You that hood nigga put you at the front of the car damn crash dummy
What you want from me, my fuckin’ steez I fuckin’ sneeze you a run from me

You off a bean no sensu where Goku I’mma sensei
No pain relief you Bengay I’m after Benji no canine
Millimeter is my mind, oh my my I got it back
Muay Thai meets your fuckin’ teeth like a get together we kickin’ back

Make you want to snatch a Purse Miller, uh
You niggas feminine like how sisters act
You don’t want nun you niggas spit I’m like Whoopi
You bitches made like your mom mean
And if your mom’s mean like your mom’s bad
That ass misbehaving then that’s a milf I’d love to see, uh

Spit shit ballistic similar to aks aks akas
That’s pretty women all I see n if you got one she a fuck with me
So that’s 1 girl she got 2 holes well 3 holes if u count her mouth
And asshole is what I get called because my attitude is anal

That’s real shitty And ain't no way that im losing
I want it all not a portion I’m pouring my heart till a Porsche I’m cruising stupid
I been doing this since 8th grade now I’m doper then 8 bricks
Now I’m eighteen everything getting ate’n piece a cake

She claim she don’t want to get her motherfuckin’ hair wet, well baby get your lips wet
Get your girl on killer Cam then my whole set dip set motherfucker like, what’s next?
She say she got a fuckin’ man back of mind my mind I’m like fuck ya man
I’m that nigga or well known as the fuckin’ man so come and fuck ya mans

You’re a peon with a penis that’s a poor excuse for a fuckin’ man
You spit pish posh and I’m known for making pussy pop, I’m literally the fucking man
This my gutters shit word to ya mother shit aw shit
Aw man he’s awesome don’t Texas like Austin

I got the power, no Kanye but Austin
Groovy if you knew me see I’m so on BET I off ‘em
What I offer is me going nuts, no almonds
You sell out like auctions you on that bosh shit

You’re a ostrich, leave you awkward you’re a olive I offend give no fuck
Like abstinence
Fear that shit absent bitch Never attended classes here
I’m in this bitch uh

I’m ballin’ bitch im ballin’ bitch im who u bitch is calling bitch
Your girl freaky say like poker nigga put it all in bitch
Broke ass nigga gadding lost my sense don’t even have change
I get it in (ain) I get it in (ain) these niggas a never understand