Univore - Angela [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Victor's taking Monica
Michael's taking Pam
But nobody has asked me
So I'm stuck here shaking hands

I'll never be the apple of anyone's eye
'till the girls can see the beauty that's buried inside
(Inside)

Britney's looking beautiful
Though she's pregnant as can be
Her dress wrapped round her tummy-tum
So that everyone can see

She never tried seducing the basketball team
Finding a boy wasn't hard for the homecoming queen?
(Queen)

I will be asking Angela (Angela)
She is so divine
I will make her mine
I've got a shot with Angela (Angela)
She's desperate for a boy
And I am a boy

Now Angela is broken for
She's accompanying Hakeem
He asked her over breakfast
She blushed and then agreed

Now out in the cold, the loneliest fool ever then
Rented tuxedo and wilted corsage in my hand
(My hand)

I will be taking Angela (Angela)
She's with someone else
I'm all by myself
He will be dancing with Angela (Angela)
They will fall in love
It's in the stars above

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