VaultsOfExtoth - New Age Hermit (Digital Humans) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

A social life exclusive to digital media
I'm a new age hermit for an electronic era
Every day at work spent listening to podcasts
Watching internet reviews and working on my syntax
Thriving on fast food and sending messages on Facebook
Adding to flame wars when I don't really give a fuck
Typifying the average net user of today
Whining at everyone that no one listens to what I say
Enraging other members of the human race
So obsessed by it I got a tattoo of a troll face
Wanting all to think that I'm a hacker badass
Working on leet hacks while in a Guy Fawkes mask
When I'm just a loner sat in my home
Fuck going outside, on the internet I'll roam
Netflix streams to instantly enhance my viewing
I can reach the whole world without ever moving
I'm the archetype of the new digital human

Luckily some of this doesn't apply to my life
I can still look at the sky as we go adventuring
My son Connor and I
A father first but sharing the gift of music with him
Hoping some day that he'll use it
And so I keep writing and recording new shit

Trying to cope with what life throws at me and to be the best dad that I can be
Embracing new technology and internet friends
If I need a laugh I know what I can depend on
Crushing on twitter chicks but that's alright
Getting relationship advice from BelieveInKnize
Working on fiction, trying to write SCPs
Listening to metal and to nerd emcees
Openly wearing my heart on my sleeve
I shouldn't admit that, but hey that's me
Playing in bands with awesome musicians
Streaming internet radio and hoping that you listen
Guesting on podcasts with people I love talking to
I'm hoping that I can pass on this view
So I guess this track is a song to you all from me
Because without this life, I don't know who I'd be