Yelling At Cats - Gryphons Suck [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro- Rainbow Dash and Gilda performing "Junior Speedsters" chant]
Junior Speedsters are our lives
Sky-bound soars and daring dives
Junior Speedsters it's our quest
To some day be the very best

[Yelling At Cats]
Gilda! If so if some sex you in your endo {?}
When I stick my hoof down your throat it comes out your endo
Don't throw with me when you don't even know the fucking stakes
Or else me and Pinkie Pie will make some gryphon-flavored cupcakes!

You say that you're fast, well, it has a little truth
In fact I've never seen someone quite as fast in bed like you!
Hey Gilda, you said that you would watch me like a hawk?
How 'bout you watch on these nuts and suck my non-existent cock!

I'll skin you alive and make you into a nice dress
And cover it with diamonds so even Rarity would be impressed
You're a gryphon? Pfff! That's so not fucking true
In fact, you're the biggest fucking chicken since Scootaloo!

I mastered the Rainboom, what did you do at Cloudsdale?
Oh yeah, you dropped out cause you're as slow as Snips and Snails
You bitched at Pinkie, calling her an annoying little runt
But at least she doesn't need to act like you can see the little cunt!

Your jealousy is so powerful, it's giving me the bends
And it's not my fault you have about zero fucking friends!
And what's with your voice? You sound more lesbian than me
Are you trying to make lesbians canon for brony's fantasies?

You're so fucking gay, you broke my faggotry meter
Maybe that's why you kicked out the fuck from Junior Speedsters
I've said a lot of hot shit, but I can be crueler
Gilda, you need to be about twenty percent cooler!