Yogscast - Carrot for a Nose [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I remember when it all went wrong
Guzzling eggnog all night long
We went outside
The snow was thick
Rolled our balls together
Made a snowman quick
Erecting a friend but there's something left
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
To make him whole
We raided the salad bowl
To give him a classic nose
I slipped and fell when I put it on
Stuck the veg where it didn't belong
I went for it's face
But hit below the waist
And now he's got a rude
Vegetable dong
He's got a carrot for a nose
And it gives you quite a shock
When you see it in the flesh
It's so orange and so fresh
Looks like it's just been pulled from the ground
He's got a carrot for a nose
It's the biggest on the block
My neighbours were upset
My dad saw it as a threat
It stood so mighty and so proud
So mighty and so proud
Some kind of magic happened then
He came alive and he was real my friend
Had excited expression twinkled in his eyes
We looked on it suprise as it started to rise
Scarf around his neck and his arms are made of bark
Get down on your knees
He'll help you see in the dark
He has a filthy addiction
Veg on veg friction behind the bushes down at the park
He's got so many dirty habbits
And he's terrified of rabbits
He'll make you moan
He's organicly grown
He's got a carrot for a nose
You know it's hard as rock
He's got coal on his head
No meat but one veg
He's packing so much more than just snow
He's got a carrot for a nose
But his life's against the clock
Cause as the sun rose
They'd gritted the road
All was left was his bright amber chode
You'll remember this December
When you dream of this member
Now all that's left is his salty sludge
Next time it snows
You all will now
He's coming on you from above
He's just snowing you all of his love
He's got a carrot for a nose
He's a friend you just can't knock
So when it get's chilly just whipe out his willy
They all have carrots for their nose
A movement you can't stop
To make a new best friend
Just follow this trend
Give him a vegetable bell end
Carrot for a nose!
YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!