[Intro]
[Lewis, speaking]
Simon!
[Simon, speaking]
Yeah?
[Lewis, speaking]
The new Yoglabs employee manual is here, and I think it could be a good idea if I go through some of it with you, you know?
[Simon, speaking]
Sure. What's with the music?
[Lewis, speaking]
Well, it's been proven in tests that music helps people take in information
Especially if they've just been cloned
[Simon, speaking]
What?
[Lewis, speaking]
Don't worry about it!
It just covers the basics, you know. Brainwashing, thought control, Café menu...
[Simon, speaking]
Café menu?
[Lewis, speaking]
Simple stuff we all need to know, yeah?
[Simon, speaking]
All right. Cool
[Verse 1, Lewis]
Welcome to Yoglabs
The home of innovation
Where the only limit
Is your limited imagination
But sometimes things can maybe get a bit out of hand
So we've got a plan that you need to understand
Page 4 - don't ever disturb the testificates while they're working
[Simon, speaking]
Oh, I might have already done that, because Mandrew got out and I was chasing him...
[Lewis]
Page 7 - don't ever go in that room that has the black door on level three
[Simon, speaking]
What's in there?
[Lewis, speaking]
Don't worry about it, it's fine
[Bridge, Female Testificate]
Come with me to YogLabs babe-ay
We make coffee that'll blow your cares away
Take one sip and you can't help but obey
[Testificate Scientist]
Just ignore that death ray
[verse 2, Lewis, speaking]
So, you still with me Simon?
[Simon, speaking]
I think so, but Lewis, there's something still bothering me...
[Lewis, speaking]
Good to hear it! Let's carry on, shall we?
[singing]
Here in YogLabs
We pioneer technology
[robot]
From robot girlfriends
[Lewis]
To goldfish bigonometry
So if you're feeling sick or experiencing anti-gravity
It could be either radiation or a ripped space time reality
[Simon]
Uh...
[Lewis]
Page 13 - if the microchip in your neck starts to itch, don't scratch it
[Simon, speaking]
Microchip? What the hell Lewis... ow!
[Lewis]
And on page 18 - in the event of incoming missiles, please head to the bunker
[Simon, speaking]
Pardon? What? Missiles?
[Lewis, speaking]
Don't worry about it!
[Bridge, Female Testificate]
Come with me to YogLabs baby
We really care about your personal safety
Don't you worry about the time travel paradox
Ignore that triceratops
[Testificate Scientist]
His name is Steve
[Verse 3, Simon (speaking)]
Lewis?
[Lewis, speaking]
Yeah?
[Simon, speaking]
I'm a little bit worried-
[Lewis, speaking]
It's all under control! Don't worry about it!
[Simon, speaking]
I don't really know...
[Lewis]
Well sacrifices must be made, to achieve world domination
It'll all be over soon, don't worry about that abomination
[Simon, speaking]
No! Nope! That's it! That's it! I've had enough! I'll put a stop to this!
[Lewis, yelling]
Simon!
[Simon, speaking]
I'm not doing what you tell me ANYMORE!
[Lewis, yelling]
Mandrew, stop him!
[Simon, yelling]
Mandrew and I are out of here!
[Lewis, yelling]
Ah! Why is this microchip not working!
[Simon, yelling]
You're not the boss of me!
[Lewis, yelling]
Simon, I'm telling you-!
[Simon, yelling]
I'm not going to do what you tell me anymore! See, I'm going to push this button-
[Lewis, yelling]
Nononono, don't press that button!
[Simon, yelling]
-and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
[Lewis, yelling]
Don't press it!
[Simon, speaking]
Oh...
[explosion]
[bridge, Female Testificate on boombox]
Come with me to Yoglabs baby
Only 1 fatal incident lately
Initiate the re-building protocol
Sit back enjoy the show
[outro, Lewis (speaking)]
Ah... Okay, fresh clone. Simon?
[New Simon, speaking]
Ah! Hello!
[Lewis, speaking]
Oh! The new Yoglabs employee manual has arrived. Would you like to take a look?
