You-C - Asthma [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro:]
No rappers were harmed in the making of this song
Shaz. Flawless. Do You-C Me?

[Chorus:]
My raps give you asthma
Darth Vader choke them, as his life starts flashing
Like a camera, shooting all my enemies
With the plasma, eradicate your memories

[Verse 1:]
In my presence, I smell the wetness of scared kittens
My responses will leave your careers quite smitten
Smith and Wesson, aiming it at a rapper dream
Check the thread, I promise it isn't what it seems
Success is sweet like a peach, do you taste the cream
I want my slice of the pie, need it by any means
Brother Malcolm, I tell them that I am never little
Jim Carey, they playing me like I am a riddle
Forget the ER, I place them in a boxed closet
So I hope you plan on coming out you fucking faggot
And I don't mean no disrespect, but you gon learn today
There are no cheat codes, so nigga you gon learn to play
What did I say, "baiser du monde" blasé
Man why don't you look it up on google translate
Or better yet, rap genius will dumb it down for me
Like I'm Lupe, so they don't wan' clap for me
Dom'Nestic Violence, Apaché Chief, Darryl Turtle-neck
Big Ben and the homie Apex-
Predator, searching and destroying all the terror-ist
So we can start a new world order. Bitch!

[Star Wars samples:]
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing
Grand Moff Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him
Vader: As you wish
Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Side

[Chorus:]

[Verse 2:]
I'm kinda anxious, I overheard their waiting-
For me to quit, but I can't like this
See when you preach real shit, they try to constipate your message
While contemplating your murder, funeral and the weapon
To make it look like a suicide, I think it's ignorant
When you're the greatest of all time, you don't need to rant
To all these rabbits, I'm Elmer Fudd, it's hunting season
SK and Flawless Leauge, together we are legion
That's means many, but many men wish death upon the-
Falling of man kindness, don't take it for weakness
But even a sinner can saved, like a fallen preacher
Just like an ignorant child can become a teacher
But that's with training, I'm Metra riding to where it never-
Rest. So why take a breath. I'm cold just like December
Inside of my mother's placenta, I was supposed to be a-
Doctor or lawyer, instead I chose to be a rapper
You-C, Linzelfonzie, The Black Peter Parker
Prince Vegeta, Haha Jenkins, known as O. Harmon
The D.R.E., Dan Ryan Express
And this was brought to you by (Humbeats on the track)

[Skit:]
(Smoking) (Coughing)
Aye man, let me hit that. Let me hit that real quick
(Inhale) What the fuck- (blows)
Nigga this a hookah pen, this ain't no loud nigga!?!?