[Verse 1]
Young PK, Realer than you'll ever get
Sixteen year old angel, Godsend
Slicker than a fox and I be spittin' that toxin
Throw punches like I'm boxin', daddy be speakin' doctrine
I ain't just talkin', or they wouldn't be watchin'
They fightin' for my spot, but I got my position locked in
These rappers runnin' from the police, like Sting
Young Lebron James, boy, hungry for my first ring
I make the claim, then I'mma change the game
I've never been tame, I'm Tech N9ne insane
And I can never slow down until I'm taking that pain
From my family, until I die, rep the last name
But I'm never gonna die, Dick Van Dyke
If they put me on exhibit, you'd be starin' all night
Bars so deep, so cold, froze all your filler
So its Night At The Museum, and you've never Ben Stiller
Real As Ever, boy, you cover up; Nixon
Told my baby, "I'ma make it rain, dear;" Blitzen
Everybody's keepin' up, you left out, Kylie
Trying to take advantage, and I cut 'em off, Miley
I be on my Drizzy Drake
I'm goin' in, flow dizzy shake
Everybody lookin' like "is he fake?"
"Just after the money that Diddy make?"
Never been to a club, made money precipitate
I'm underground in a busy state
In the studio with a fizzy drank
You got the crown, I really reign
Take your girl, that's a pity date
Caucasian heavyweight
Told me to stop, I go anyway
Turn someday into any day
A.D.D. plenty to say
El Nino plenty to spray
Your girl sayin' I'm so hot
Shouldn't give you the time of day
Everybody loves me; Raymond
You make people feel disconnected; Rayman
Goin' so hard that they forget their name; Rain Man
Just Watch Me, cuz I can't see you through these Ray Bans
[Hook]
Uh, you really don't get it, do you?
5'6" I'mma run right through you
Look me in my eyes, tell me what you see
I'm the Best White Rapper In History
Uh, you really don't get it, do you?
5'6" I'mma run right through you
Look me in my eyes, tell me what you see
I'm the Best White Rapper In History
[Verse 2]
Never been broke, upper middle class raised
But daddy's a preacher, how much you think that pays?
Momma's a nurse, she works nights, sleeps days
So no rags to riches, but Watch Me, talent pays
Passion, boy I got a lot of it
I'm so dope that you can keep all your pot
If it ain't Coca-Cola, keep everything you got
Put the corazon back in rap until the day mine stops
D-Wood, to Hollywood
And my team always said that "he could"
Labels sayin' "no way that he could
Ever live up to what he dreamed of"
Scorpions with no stingers
Gospel chorus, no singers
Tell me I'm just a dreamer
And I'mma give 'em a single finger (shhh)
I don't mean no disrespect
I'mma do me, I'mma come at they necks
It's 'bout my time, boy, I'm on deck
So watch out world, Young PK's next and
I'mma do it my way and
I'mma make them bills pay
I'm Will Ferrell, you're just an Elf
Rep my team, not by myself
Make the world remember my name
Take your girl, and share all my fame
I'm Home Grown from the Masquerade
I'mma take it to the biggest stage
Young and I'm Gettin' It, Meek Mill
I'm the kid like Cudi, I ain't even got a deal, haha
Your flow might be sick, but mine just died
I've been hot for so long, my bars are deep fried
I'm the Best White Rapper that's ever been alive
And I reign out the box, you should have stayed inside
[Hook]
